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Boob Seger

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    Just because I own a bottle of moisturizer that doesn’t make me a pervert

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My Bonnie lies over the ocean. My Bonnie is a bit of a piss freak.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Does anyone have a good stream for Phillip’s funeral?

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    She was a South Dakota six but a North Dakota no from me dawg.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    She’s got a ticket to ride but I’ve got a splitting headache

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don’t call me a simp because my bizkit is limp.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match. Find me a find. Snatch me some snatch.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It’s Air Force One not Air Force Run

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Mary Anning was more than a seashell seller. She collected fossils and contributed important information about prehistoric life to the scientific community. She was also a narc.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Pee poo peepoo by the peepoo.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    So you waxed your beard and butt? That don’t impress me much.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    From ashes to ashes, from dust to dust. You’ll rise again, in this I thrust.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don’t forget to wash your wiener.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Plantar fasciitis is my arch nemesis.

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    It’s times like these I could use a smooch.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Take off my panties and sing me a shanty.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Some good old fashioned Fallon free entertainment.

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    She was a lot pissed off that she was a little peed on

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Tell your mother I’ll always love her.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Goodbye Norma Jean. Text me when you get home safe.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  21.  

    Don’t cum on my bagel and call it a cruller.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  22.  

    Lock the gates!

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you wanna cuddle that’ll cost you extra.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This ice hotel is a nice hotel.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If my phone could talk I think we’d really hit it off.

    By Boob Seger, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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