Boob Seger
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Bob Seger made me a believer in practice makes perfect
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Does the 10 second rule apply to piss and shit? Asking for a friend.
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The old man was in denial that he suffers from a senile penile.
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All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom in the spare room if you could use a broom and not the fucking vacuum
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My doctor said the only cure for a stubbed toe is a sucked dick
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Don King is a dom queen who loves to toot his own horn.
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She was a little long in the tooth to wear that thong with those boots.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A mask and a flask helps me get through my day.
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If you help me find my temper I promise not to kick your ass
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Where do I go? What shall I do? Frankly, my dear, I don’t give directions.
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I want a divorce I want a divorce. Get out of my life you filthy old horse.
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A glass full of rum and an ass full of cum. Now that’s what I call fun in the sun.
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Dress me in lace and spit in my face. Happy anniversary babe.
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If everyone on the zoom can see your asshole... you’re the asshole.
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If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled puppies can I trust him to file my tax return?
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Dating in a pandemic is tough. I’m up to 500 steps on my clitbit.
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Tight on the sides, long on the top. My barber has an excellent penis.
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My teacher refused to believe that my dog ate my pussy.
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