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I tried taking Knight classes, but jousting is harder than it looks

"All and all it's just another dick in the wall" sang the lady at the gloryhole

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Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City? Just kidding I've been outside your window all day

Everytime I do something nice for someone they call me Whale cum. How ungrateful

Give me the beat boys and free my soul, it's been imprisoned here for years and I'm getting bored

Are we seriously still doing this? Hundreds of catchphrases over the years and not one worth keeping.

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my car door. Tis an angry police officer. Nothing more.

Don't go chasing waterfalls. You'd never catch them, they're incredible sprinters

You can call me Game of Thrones because I'm getting really shitty at the end

Cum on feel the noise, the noise is what I call your mom