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Pinnochio Grigio

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  1. It's not delivery... it's Digiornio! Actually maybe It's Maybelline? Fuck, I think it's a Glade Plug-in or some shit.
  2. Row, Row, Rowan Atkinson, gently down the Bean...
  3. If it ain't broke... just walk away. We all know what a fuckup you are, and I'm not letting you ruin Thanksgiving for the fifth year in a row.
  4. Pinnochio Grigio

    That's Down, Cold Cat!

    That's Down, Cold Cat!
  5. Pinnochio Grigio


    Will do, sirs!
  6. I put my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else, but I jump into my custom ALF-flavored bell bottoms like nobody else
  7. What's up, Hot Dog? Well, I'll tell you. I'm on the verge of losing my job, and Denise is staying at her mom's house with the kids until I "show some initiative." You regret asking now, don't you Hot Dog??"
  8. Roses are red, death is final, I just ordered a reading of my own eulogy on vinyl!
  9. We Have A Terrible, Ugly Penis Hovering Over The Department Of G-Spots
  10. Pinnochio Grigio

    "What's Down, Cold Cat?"

    The anti-catchphrase...
  11. Not that you care, but I'm starting a stradivarius harem. Come by if you want to get your f-hole plucked.
  12. Decided to add some dramatic piano to this year's closing the plug bag theme... as well as my favorite part of last year's theme