Pound Foolish

Big boobs. Bigger dick, goth, step...wait this isn't Grubhub!

You don't understand, I'm more complete as a Sith!

Better start taping those pancakes together, we have to make camp before nightfall.

For 86 years I've tied you, but now, Shoe Laces, you've come back to extract your revenge!

If an elderly person is bitten by a zombie does it become a fully functional zombie? If so, we have got to get rid of these baby boomers before the apocalypse!

Is this where I can post if I'm not confident enough for Twitter?

Ring and Ringu fans alike, I have to admit; I'm the one who threw that girl down the...

Hey! Quit jammin' on that clam I'm slammin'!

Food goes in the top end, poop comes out the bottom end, and if you can keep both ends clean you're doing alright.

How come when I order chicken fries from the poverty shack I get crispy fried chicken, but when get steak fries at a nice restaurant they're dropping potatoes on my ass!

Prepare yourselves for an indecent... into the unknown...

Stop the presses! There's been a conundrum!

Which begs the question: could a legless human eat a whole horse, poop the legs, and become a centaur... and why isn't that happening?

Our zombie baby won't grow up, and we're exhausted.

Our zombie baby won't grow up, and we're exhausted.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the superior race is the 5K... its not too too long and your helping a cause.

The solution is the problem, Dr. Jekyll.

The new album from Pound Foolish has hit #1. Let's see how he deals with new found fame and fortune.

I appreciate your enthusiasm..., but I'll tell it where it puts the lotion.

Machines are green, keep using 'em.

"I give no quarter Sir, and expect none in return!" Said the man with one quarter.

M.C. Escher was actually good at a lot of things.

I want to support my local Library Library, but they never have the Librarys I'm looking for!

Frosted Flakes did to Corn Flakes what a tiger would do to a chicken. It is the apex predator of flakes.

Spread the meat.