Pound Foolish

This party's got too many steam boats and not enough Willies.

The Acolytes have informed me that their archaic blood ritual has failed to stop the coming of another Comedy Bang Bang.. So, I guess...

Leo Tolstoy is no longer signing copies of War and Peace, peace and love... because he's dead, rest in peace.

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Cuckoo bananas indie murder romp... Bodies start to pile up when a drug-addicted nurse and her crazed cousin try to find a replacement kidney for an organ trafficker.

A modern Christmas classic my family will be watching every year... To save his declining business, Chris Cringle, also known as Santa Claus, is forced into a partnership with the U.S. military. Making matters worse, Chris gets locked into a deadly battle of wits against a highly skilled assassin, hired by a precocious 12-year-old, after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.