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Paula F. Momkins

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  1. Given all the historical evidence, there is no way Jesus Smurf was not dark blue. Wake up people.
  2. Something bad about the U.S. Post office.
  3. Catchphrases are like assholes; we've all got 'em and it's fun to put other peoples' in your ears.
  4. I never met a load I didn't bust, except the ookie cookie I got from with Gourley and Rust.
  5. I haven't the stomach for miso since those Hollywood fat cats canceled my SeeSo. Soupless bitch...
  6. Why do they call it bustin' a nut, when the only thing I actually busted was dat ass? Uncle Scott tears it up I bet.
  7. Threedom isn't free, but like many Earwolf podcasts, you can find it on Stitcher Premium.
  8. Two in the A, M, or the V? I'll do my best, having only one D.
  9. Keep honking, I'm downloading.
  10. Paula F. Momkins

    It’s time for catchphrase submitters to unionize.

    TootyBut for Union Prez
  11. Chris Gaines is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur bodybuilding stage name.
  12. Paula F. Momkins

    It's not cheating if this is the Matrix. Prove it isn't.

    It's always not cheating if we live in the Eatrix.
  13. Kenny Loggins is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur scat porn screen name.
  14. Methinks a grain of sand is just a rock, while the clit is the head of the female cock. It's science.
  15. From death ray to bang bang, from beater to A-frame; this Jason Mantz' tattoo on my calf shows where my 'nong hangs. hangnongman
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