FancyDuke

I wouldn't say I have an arthropod fetish, but I think we can all agree that the shapely thorax of a trilobite is enough to give any man a pre-Cambrian explosion

Aller-gee whiz, Batman! There sure is a lot of pollen out here

Have you ever had a fever while you're tryna catch a beaver? Momma told me just to leave 'er but the pain was a deceiver. So I didn't quite believe 'er as I hunted for the beaver. Mud and sweat stuck to my cleaver, but I still could not retrieve 'er. When I dove into the river, only then did I perceive 'er, hidden in her water lodge was the little furry weaver. I swung my blade, she slapped her tail, and I was the receiver. Now my face is swole, my temp's still high and I never caught that beaver.

What's up, hotdog? What's cup, hotdog? What's cup, cot dog? What's cup, cot cog? What's cop, cot cog? What's cop, coat cog? What's cop, coat cot? What's cod, coat cot? What's cod, coal cot? What's cod, coal cat? What's god, coal cat? What's god, cool cat? What's god, cool cats? What's good, cool cats?

[Don't think of it as urine, darling. Now that we're married it's our-rine]

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo! I'm the Scott-man! Where's the Scott-man? I'm the Scott-man! Why should we be pleasing to these comedical heathens Who would make another podcast if they could? The state of their impressions has increased all my depressions All their characters are lazy and the voices no good Everybody mutters in the microphone covers So were cooking up a comedy stew It's a Comedy Bing Bong, and this its theme song If the Scott-man can do it, brother, so can you I'm the Scott-man

Polish stews and polished shoes, this poll eschews north pole issues

I've been trying to move air around my apartment all day and I gotta say, I'm not a fan