Jizzy.Smile
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Milk, Milk, LemonadeÂ
Around the Corner Love is Made#McButtLovin
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Circle, circle, dot, dot now I have my COVID shot. Square, Square, Angela Merkel get in line and jerk in a circle.Â
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I asked Granny âWhereâs the Beef?â She lifted her leg and let out a queef!
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Iâve turned a new leaf since since I smelled your grandmaâs queef.Â
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Do you know the muffin man? That mother fucker gave me a yeast infection! Fuck that guy!Â
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Vulcan Salute = 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink & 1 flipping the old devilâs doorbell BING BONG!
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Ding Dong the witch is dead. Now watch me stir the witch with my Ding Dong.Â
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Does this clown pussy taste funny to you?Â
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Youâre right! I canât believe itâs not butter⊠But donât let me catch you spreading it on some Toast!Â
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Hey boy, whatâs that noise? Looks like  Grannyâs jamming her clam with an extra full poise!
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Donât touch grannyâs num num unless you want a spanking on your bum bum.Â
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Tone Loc is so woke he buys Latinx coke from a bisexual bloke. This is no joke.
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Finger me deep, put my ass to sleep. Reach around the corner, then slap my boner.Â
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Finger me real good. Finger me in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.Â
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Help! I got funny fucked in a Ronald McDonald House!
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Two in the clink equals ten in the stink.Â
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If he hollers let him go. Give him 20 then smack that hoe.
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Wow, your hair got real wavy! Tis the power of my man gravy!Â
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Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray that Cosby wonât push too deep.Â
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I dream of Jeannie⊠Sucking my weenie.Â
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Whinny! Whinny! Neigh! Neigh! If you need to fuck a horse, thatâs what you have to say, say.
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Ooh my my, Uncle wants a cream pie.
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Iâm Jar Jar Binks and meesa like two in the stinks.
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Daylight cum and me wanna take a nap.Â
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Hit me with your best shot! Ok, now hand me a towel đ«
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Hit me with your best shot! Ok, now hand me a towelÂ