Hit me with your best shot! Ok, now hand me a towel 😫

[Hit me with your best shot! Ok, now hand me a towel 😫]

Hit me with your best shot! Ok, now hand me a towel 

[Milk, Milk, Lemonade. Around the Corner Love is Made. #McButtLovin]

Milk, Milk, Lemonade 
Around the Corner Love is Made

#McButtLovin

[Circle, circle, dot, dot now I have my COVID shot. Square, Square, Angela Merkel get in line and jerk in a circle.]

Circle, circle, dot, dot now I have my COVID shot. Square, Square, Angela Merkel get in line and jerk in a circle. 

[I asked Granny “Where’s the Beef?” She lifted her leg and let out a queef!]

I asked Granny “Where’s the Beef?” She lifted her leg and let out a queef!

[I’ve turned a new leaf since since I smelled your grandma’s queef.]

I’ve turned a new leaf since since I smelled your grandma’s queef. 

[Do you know the muffin man? That mother fucker gave me a yeast infection! Fuck that guy!]

Do you know the muffin man? That mother fucker gave me a yeast infection! Fuck that guy! 

[🖖Vulcan Salute = 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink & 1 flipping the old devil’s doorbell BING BONG! 😝]

Vulcan Salute = 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink & 1 flipping the old devil’s doorbell BING BONG!

[Ding Dong the witch is dead. Now watch me stir the witch with my Ding Dong.]

Ding Dong the witch is dead. Now watch me stir the witch with my Ding Dong. 

[Does this clown pussy taste funny to you?]

Does this clown pussy taste funny to you? 

[You’re right! I can’t believe it’s not butter… But don’t let me catch you spreading it on some Toast!]

You’re right! I can’t believe it’s not butter… But don’t let me catch you spreading it on some Toast! 

[Hey boy, what’s that noise? Looks like Granny’s jamming her clam with an extra full poise! 💦]

Hey boy, what’s that noise? Looks like  Granny’s jamming her clam with an extra full poise!

[Don’t touch granny’s num num unless you want a spanking on your bum bum.]

Don’t touch granny’s num num unless you want a spanking on your bum bum. 

[Tone Loc is so woke he buys Latinx coke from a bisexual bloke. This is no joke.]

Tone Loc is so woke he buys Latinx coke from a bisexual bloke. This is no joke.

[Finger me deep, put my ass to sleep. Reach around the corner then slap my boner.]

Finger me deep, put my ass to sleep. Reach around the corner, then slap my boner. 

[Finger me real good! Finger me in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.]

Finger me real good. Finger me in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. 

[Help! I got funny fucked in a Ronald McDonald House!]

Help! I got funny fucked in a Ronald McDonald House!

[Two in the clink equals ten in the stink.]

Two in the clink equals ten in the stink. 

[If he hollers let him go. Give him 20 then smack that hoe.]

If he hollers let him go. Give him 20 then smack that hoe.

[Wow, your hair got real wavy! Tis the power of my man gravy!]

Wow, your hair got real wavy! Tis the power of my man gravy! 

[Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray that Cosby won’t push too deep.]

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray that Cosby won’t push too deep. 

[I dream of Jeannie… Sucking my weenie.]

I dream of Jeannie… Sucking my weenie. 

[Whinny, Whinny, Neigh, Neigh. If you want to fuck a horse, that’s what you have to say, say.]

Whinny! Whinny! Neigh! Neigh! If you need to fuck a horse, that’s what you have to say, say.

[Ooh my my, Uncle wants a cream pie. 😋]

Ooh my my, Uncle wants a cream pie.

[I’m Jar Jar Binks and meesa like two in the stinks.]

I’m Jar Jar Binks and meesa like two in the stinks.
 

 

[Daylight Cum and me wanna take a nap.]

Daylight cum and me wanna take a nap.