Jizzy.Smile
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Hit me with your best shot! Ok, now hand me a towel š«
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Hit me with your best shot! Ok, now hand me a towel -
Milk, Milk, Lemonade. Around the Corner Love is Made. #McButtLovin
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Milk, Milk, Lemonade Around the Corner Love is Made #McButtLovin -
Circle, circle, dot, dot now I have my COVID shot. Square, Square, Angela Merkel get in line and jerk in a circle.
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I asked Granny āWhereās the Beef?ā She lifted her leg and let out a queef!
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I asked Granny āWhereās the Beef?ā She lifted her leg and let out a queef! -
Iāve turned a new leaf since since I smelled your grandmaās queef.
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Iāve turned a new leaf since since I smelled your grandmaās queef. -
Do you know the muffin man? That mother fucker gave me a yeast infection! Fuck that guy!
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Do you know the muffin man? That mother fucker gave me a yeast infection! Fuck that guy! -
Vulcan Salute = 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink & 1 flipping the old devilās doorbell BING BONG!
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Ding Dong the witch is dead. Now watch me stir the witch with my Ding Dong.
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Ding Dong the witch is dead. Now watch me stir the witch with my Ding Dong. -
Does this clown pussy taste funny to you?
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Youāre right! I canāt believe itās not butterā¦ But donāt let me catch you spreading it on some Toast!
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Hey boy, whatās that noise? Looks like Grannyās jamming her clam with an extra full poise!
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Donāt touch grannyās num num unless you want a spanking on your bum bum.
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Donāt touch grannyās num num unless you want a spanking on your bum bum. -
Tone Loc is so woke he buys Latinx coke from a bisexual bloke. This is no joke.
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Tone Loc is so woke he buys Latinx coke from a bisexual bloke. This is no joke. -
Finger me deep, put my ass to sleep. Reach around the corner then slap my boner.
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Finger me deep, put my ass to sleep. Reach around the corner, then slap my boner. -
Finger me real good! Finger me in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.
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Finger me real good. Finger me in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. -
Help! I got funny fucked in a Ronald McDonald House!
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Two in the clink equals ten in the stink.
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If he hollers let him go. Give him 20 then smack that hoe.
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Wow, your hair got real wavy! Tis the power of my man gravy!
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Wow, your hair got real wavy! Tis the power of my man gravy! -
Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray that Cosby wonāt push too deep.
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Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray that Cosby wonāt push too deep. -
I dream of Jeannieā¦ Sucking my weenie.
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Whinny, Whinny, Neigh, Neigh. If you want to fuck a horse, thatās what you have to say, say.
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Whinny! Whinny! Neigh! Neigh! If you need to fuck a horse, thatās what you have to say, say. -
Ooh my my, Uncle wants a cream pie.
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Iām Jar Jar Binks and meesa like two in the stinks.
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Daylight cum and me wanna take a nap.
