DJ Radioknobs

*to Folgers jingle* The best part of waking up is my dick in your butt

You may have heard of rigged elections, but have you heard of an ear wig driving a big rig dressed in drag? I can’t decide if I need an exterminator or an agent

The name’s Bond. James Bond. I’ll have my root beer float blended, hold the spoon and I’ll grab a straw on the way out.

Some people say I’m quite the bigwig! But not too big of a wig, just down to my shoulders.