allenpwilliams

Keep Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Ross close and your enemies closer

You miss 100% of the shorts you don’t take!

This has nothing to do with the Brian Wells case!

You don't like the idea of something. You like the idea of the idea of something.

Remember when SNL stood for Music Television and they actually played videos?

As long they're gonna reboot every TV show from my childhood anyways, they should bring back SNL and The Simpsons.

"Fruity Organ" reminded me of Deadeye Dick's "New Age Girl" which was huge a few years later.

Ask your doctor if asking your doctor whether or not something is right for you is right for you.

If the next Toy Story isn't called Toy 4y then I will still see it anyways because I enjoy the Toy Story franchise.

Oh baby I wanna get with you and take your... pithue?!

I'm still writing Dunston on all my Checks Ins

president seems bad

THIS JUST IN: U.S. Government to be replaced with "idea hat".

Women love Donald Trump because he's a bad boy!

The only thing that has ever cordially happened to me was being invited.

Donald Trump is bad and not like a Michael Jackson bad where it actually means good but like a Michael Jackson bad where it means bad.

Is it bad to bump this?

https://soundcloud.c...lugs-theme-song "A Plugs Theme Song" by Allen P. Williams

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free car please

Fitness?! More like fitness whole workout routine into my daily schedule!

I just want to live long enough to see Natalie Merchant become Natalie CEO.

Who's gonna English rock band The Police the English rock band The Police?

My favorite chocolate candy is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups only because I get to throw away two pieces of trash instead of the usual one.

If you sync up Pink Floyd's "The Wall" with footage of Donald Trump doing something whatever you get it who cares