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Go wash yourself!

Don't sell yourself shorts!

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Whatever happened to hats?

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Hold on to Dad's shorts!

Hello, I'm Chevy Chase and so are you!

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"Referring to MC Hammer as "Master of Ceremonies Hammer". This one's only happened a few times, but it's so great that I've adopted it when referencing Mister Hammer in everyday life (happens way more often that you'd think). It's just so, I don't know, "legit" that I'm having trouble quitting it." It's too legitimate to quitimate.

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Wait, you're a Coke guy but you landed at the mall because Wetzel's Pretzels has the best Pepsi...

That's true.

I love Weird Al too. I have kids too. I've heard all the episodes with Weird Al and I'm pretty sure none of them are kid friendly except MAYBE the first one? (the one with Paul Scheer).

We interrupt this very special episode of Comedy Bang Bang to bring you this important catchphrase suggestion!

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