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dw3000
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One two, shoot your goo. Three four, on the floor. Five six, watch Netflix. Seven eight, clean the goo off the floor you gross weirdo!
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I’m on a “seafood” diet. I primarily eat fish and shellfish.
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When you hold your new niece Nina, shield her fontanelle with fresh fontina.
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When life gives you almonds, goats, and Beyonce, make milk, milk, and Lemonade.
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Burying a rabbit in Stephen King's Pet Sematary is a hare raising experience.
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With a bison pelt and +3 charisma and agility, you actually *can* rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
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If I knew then what I know now, I'd've been eating kangaroo for years.
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