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    Let's unplug our earbuds and glug glug some beer suds!

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    One two, shoot your goo. Three four, on the floor. Five six, watch Netflix. Seven eight, clean the goo off the floor you gross weirdo!

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’m on a “seafood” diet. I primarily eat fish and shellfish.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When you hold your new niece Nina, shield her fontanelle with fresh fontina.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When life gives you almonds, goats, and Beyonce, make milk, milk, and Lemonade.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ooooooh, that’s dilly relish!

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In just a bit, I must admit...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Found at the North Carolina Museum of Art...

    By dw3000, in Comedy Bang Bang

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    Burying a rabbit in Stephen King's Pet Sematary is a hare raising experience.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    With a bison pelt and +3 charisma and agility, you actually *can* rollerskate in a buffalo herd.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Ass, gas, AND grass..."

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Sure, they say "show, don't tell"...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  13.  

    Slay it again, Pam.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If I knew then what I know now, I'd've been eating kangaroo for years.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Be kool with a "k" and look the other way.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I AM afraid of YES ghosts!

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    ALWAYS look a gift horse in the butthole.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  18.  

    Today's forecast is...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  19.  

    Better to smell like...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  20.  

    Mamma mia! Where's my mozzarella?!?

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  21.  

    It's not the heat, it's the huge midriff tee.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  22.  

    Heads up, seven up...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  23.  

    You can call me "The 10 o'clock Scholar"...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It might not cut the mustard...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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