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    "Ass, gas, AND grass..."

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush....

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    ALWAYS look a gift horse in the butthole.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Be kool with a "k" and look the other way.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Better to smell like...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Burying a rabbit in Stephen King's Pet Sematary is a hare raising experience.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Forget it, Jake. It's Podcastown.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Found at the North Carolina Museum of Art...

    By dw3000, in Comedy Bang Bang

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    Heads up, seven up...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey, remember "Wings"?....

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I AM afraid of YES ghosts!

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm on a seahorse diet. I only eat seahorses.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  14.  

    I'm Scott Aukerman, and this is...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’m on a “seafood” diet. I primarily eat fish and shellfish.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If I knew then what I know now, I'd've been eating kangaroo for years.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If she sold seashells to the woodchuck...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  18.  

    In America it's "Comedy Bling Bling", but out here it's "Dramedy Bling Bang".

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In just a bit, I must admit...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It might not cut the mustard...

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  21.  

    It's not the heat, it's the huge midriff tee.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  22.  

    Let's unplug our earbuds and glug glug some beer suds!

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Like sands through the hourglass, so are the sands of our hourglass. Welcome to Criminal Sing Song.

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Mamma mia! Where's my mozzarella?!?

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    One two, shoot your goo. Three four, on the floor. Five six, watch Netflix. Seven eight, clean the goo off the floor you gross weirdo!

    By dw3000, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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