jimmywellington

This is my favorite quote this CBB year.

The other day I stopped by Redbox to see what movies they had. I saw Jason Statham in mid-jump, and I immediately rented Wild Card. I very rarely bail on a movie, but dear God this was a trainwreck. It feels like 3 or 4 separate movies jammed together. This movie combines HDTGM's love of both Jason Statham and horrible movies, making it a no-brainer, which also describes the script, written by WILLIAM GOLDMAN.

It was Malkovich, not Cusack.

Maybe I missed this, but this is salt water, correct? How can everyone keep their eyes open underwater?

BOLO = Be On the Look Out (for)

A bad friend is someone who says one thing and does your mother

Why? Do you like to ruin things?

Heresy!

I think I made that face repeatedly when my wife and I watched Birdemic: Shock and Terror. And The Wicker Man. And Season of the Witch. And Trespass...

I'm a big Adomian and PFT fan, but no guest makes me more giddy than JSC Womping it up.

I've only experienced Tim from his last appearance on CBB (the only episodes I've turned off before the end.) I agree with Pants Masterson (a sentence I never thought I would say.) I enjoyed the first part, but thought it completely went off the rails once Adomian's character showed up. Maybe some people like Tim's fake irritability. I get that comedy is subjective; I guess Tim and Eric's humor is just not for me. The only thing that irritates me is that I didn't get to really enjoy my Adomian fix.

My favorite part was Adam Corolla doing Billy Crystal.

Twitteling - The process of turning Harris' jokes into foam. (After further thought I think the correct term is, of course, Attwittling.)

I have to say that, just like that Liam Neeson movie, I was "Taken" with this episode.

New title: Gobble Gobble.

New title: Gobble Gobble.

This was one of the best episodes I can remember. More Marissa Wompler! I would totally subscribe to Womp it Up, hint hint.