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Scooby Donkers

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Scooby Donkers last won the day on September 21 2014

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  1. Scooby Donkers

    Episode 217 - Listeners, Our Close Friends 4

    Just checking in for the first time in 4 years to say I did listen to this episode and I do still like the show, and all the shows should be like this. It works for me because you can hear the callers are trying very hard, and one thing that I love about Hollywood Handbook is that famous thing where you can hear all the effort and strain which the hosts put into it
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    EPISODE 133 — Alison Rich, Our Close Friend

    Mug on movies wow you gotta do better dude cmon Houston
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    EPISODE 133 — Alison Rich, Our Close Friend

    OK wow yes I'm up for this bc hey I'm a natural at this, which is, after all, what I just said. Cargo's the name, name joke's are my game lol right? well I will just interrupt to say, it has to be better than honlads's joke? because actually? I don't love being pitted against my friends ok. And it's like, who really wins in this situation? Because I COULD make a joke right now that made honlads look like a fuckin chump y'know, but that's my dude right there man. But I can't back down from a challenge, I just can't. It's my biggest weakness actually. So here we go, you asked for it lol: Houston me right round baby right round Ok actually can I take that back? Is that tracking for you guys, bc I honestly don't actually feel super great about it. And I said a lot of stuff about how I'm so confident but sometimes it's like, what am I even doing here you know? Is this my legacy? I'm sorry dude I gotta go, this is a lot to process right now sorry man I feel like I let you down just, bye ok bye
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    EPISODE 133 — Alison Rich, Our Close Friend

    Ok wow yes dude yes. A lot of people are gonna come in here with a lot of big talk about "don't do name jokes" but guess what dude, fuck that. "Don't make a joke about my name I've heard it a million times" ok right lol life is sooo tough hearing hilarious jokes automatically every single time you meet someone. Ok sure you hate laughing I get it. You know what it is its this PC culture. Me, I only do name jokes now. That's it bud. Especially when I'm using a little app called Tinder, or as I call it, NinTinder 64 (name jokes), bc that's how many chicks I bone on there a week. A WEEK BRO. Exclusively name jokes. And BELIEVE ME, I do JUST fine lol. Don't worry about me my guy. Quick for instance off the dome: girls name is Yolanda, I come in like "is ur dad Sully Sullenberger bc Yo-landa a love-plane in my heart-river." But don't use that, that's mine
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    Episode 131 - Jake and Amir, Our Close Friends

    Here's something I made for some reason I forget why, but it was definitely all my idea and I had no help from my friend Kevin. There's gonna be some talk about how it was all his idea but nope it wasn't and who the fuck is Kevin even, some asshole probably, I don't know and I don't care hope it gets lots of approval in the forum, approval for me, Josh, that's who
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    Hollywood Handbook Art

    hadn't seen this yet and let me just say what a genuinely wonderful drawing and design this is.
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    New Handbook Head

    shotgunned like w beer, cool as fuck, this guy checks out shit waddup dude woof woof bark
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    Episode 122 - Deadpool, Our Close Fiend

    I instantly got SO mad about this but then I saw the EDIT and it was like this guy is editing himSELF that shows real self-awareness Kev so no hard feelins
  9. oh wow ok guys cool your fuckin jets you're not getting like promoted or whatever by kissing up to the admins jfc. it's like these guys think they're gonna get promoted or something EDIT: wait can we get like promoted or what, bc I actually also think you deserve so many stars Agata EDIT 2: wtf are stars what are we even talking about EDIT 3: ok never mind I see them, those little star things under the picture right, I see them now
  10. Sorry to stomp your "tip" but here's a tip for ya turn on the GD light lolol
  11. Yeah, strongly agree. Brett is always so funny and quick.
  12. yah Kev it's like that fat child Andy Millionakis or that guy who's friends with Tim & Eric, David Leebe Heart, and it's like they actually respect each other and they all agree it's comedy, so it's cool to laugh at them
  13. Omg what a joke this is. I really don't want to lose this in the shuffle bc Jesus fucking Christ this joke. it's like old fashioned but timeless y'know. Great joke man, great fucking joke
  14. Hey, that's kind of neat. Those coincidences can be cool and make the world seem a bit smaller.
  15. LOL it's like these clowns don't even fucking listen