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  1. Posted

    Just checking in for the first time in 4 years to say I did listen to this episode and I do still like the show, and all the shows should be like this.

     

    It works for me because you can hear the callers are trying very hard, and one thing that I love about Hollywood Handbook is that famous thing where you can hear all the effort and strain which the hosts put into it

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  3. Posted

    And not trying to call you out Cargo, but can you do a joke name for me? Maybe something better than that Apollo 13 weak sauce Honlads brought?!

     

    OK wow yes I'm up for this bc hey I'm a natural at this, which is, after all, what I just said. Cargo's the name, name joke's are my game lol right?

     

    well I will just interrupt to say, it has to be better than honlads's joke? because actually? I don't love being pitted against my friends ok. And it's like, who really wins in this situation? Because I COULD make a joke right now that made honlads look like a fuckin chump y'know, but that's my dude right there man.

     

    But I can't back down from a challenge, I just can't. It's my biggest weakness actually. So here we go, you asked for it lol:

     

    Houston me right round baby right round

     

    Ok actually can I take that back? Is that tracking for you guys, bc I honestly don't actually feel super great about it. And I said a lot of stuff about how I'm so confident but sometimes it's like, what am I even doing here you know? Is this my legacy? I'm sorry dude I gotta go, this is a lot to process right now sorry man I feel like I let you down just, bye ok bye

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  4. Posted

    At first I didn't know anything about this Alison character, but after seeing how well she rolled in the big leagues with S&H, I can totally see why she's so Rich.

     

    Ok wow yes dude yes.

    A lot of people are gonna come in here with a lot of big talk about "don't do name jokes" but guess what dude, fuck that. "Don't make a joke about my name I've heard it a million times" ok right lol life is sooo tough hearing hilarious jokes automatically every single time you meet someone. Ok sure you hate laughing I get it. You know what it is its this PC culture.

     

    Me, I only do name jokes now. That's it bud. Especially when I'm using a little app called Tinder, or as I call it, NinTinder 64 (name jokes), bc that's how many chicks I bone on there a week. A WEEK BRO. Exclusively name jokes. And BELIEVE ME, I do JUST fine lol. Don't worry about me my guy.

     

    Quick for instance off the dome: girls name is Yolanda, I come in like "is ur dad Sully Sullenberger bc Yo-landa a love-plane in my heart-river." But don't use that, that's mine

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  5. Posted

    Here's something I made for some reason I forget why, but it was definitely all my idea and I had no help from my friend Kevin. There's gonna be some talk about how it was all his idea but nope it wasn't and who the fuck is Kevin even, some asshole probably, I don't know and I don't care

     

    hope it gets lots of approval in the forum, approval for me, Josh, that's who

     

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  6. Posted

    NUMBER ONE GOOD TIMES SPOT FOR ARTS AND SHIT

     

    Didn't see any clear place for artwork so I thought I'd make one.

     

    I went to Earwolf, clicked on Merch and then clicked Buy, but didn't receive anything with a picture of Sean or Hayes or Sean Hayes on it.

    So I decided to take mattress into my own hands, get out of bed, and make my own T-shirt design.

     

    HERE IT BE

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    I will probably try a few more designs and would love suggestion and for others to share any HH related arts.

     

     

    hadn't seen this yet and let me just say what a genuinely wonderful drawing and design this is.

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  8. Posted

    EDIT: the fact that i posted, to use deadpools terminology, a "brown" person after mentioning Karan's reactions is a coincidence and should be treated as such and also its actually cool because it means brown folks gettin hollywood checks now.

     

    I instantly got SO mad about this but then I saw the EDIT and it was like this guy is editing himSELF that shows real self-awareness Kev so no hard feelins

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  9. Posted

    oh wow ok guys cool your fuckin jets you're not getting like promoted or whatever by kissing up to the admins jfc. it's like these guys think they're gonna get promoted or something

     

    EDIT: wait can we get like promoted or what, bc I actually also think you deserve so many stars Agata

     

    EDIT 2: wtf are stars what are we even talking about

     

    EDIT 3: ok never mind I see them, those little star things under the picture right, I see them now

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  12. Posted

    Umm, was anyone else really pissed when Hayes said Bun B is from Atlanta? Bun B is from Houston. He's famously a fan of the Houston Rockets. I guess they didnt cover this in the advanced sabermetrics course.

     

     

     

    On a more serious note, this is a great episode but it certainly brings to light some inherent issues of comedy. Brett did really good and was very funny throughout even though he has no idea whats going on. And that's the problem. As far as we all can tell, and you can never really know, Brett is a mentally disabled person. At the very least I can safely assume what he perceives as reality is just a series of overlaying acid trip flashbacks, making him insane. At times I feel guilty and wonder if I'm listening to the show wrong because I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be laughing at him. I guess if Brett is okay with it and is having fun then we can't really call it exploitation, but part of it makes me sad. I'm sure some of you will take the, "oh it don't hurt him none, look at that smile on his face," type of stance. I just hope they don't try to pay him in something he'd easily be fooled into believing was money, like a wet plastic bag.

     

    Anyway, I can't wait for Sean to get back and this show can continue it's hot streak.

     

     

    yah Kev it's like that fat child Andy Millionakis or that guy who's friends with Tim & Eric, David Leebe Heart, and it's like they actually respect each other and they all agree it's comedy, so it's cool to laugh at them

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  14. Posted

    Ahem, attention, I have an announcement.

     

    Please make sure you are comfortable seated, as the news I am about to share may freak your bean beyond the normal parameters of bean freaking.

     

    It has recently come to my attention that one “Chanson” of Hollywood Handbook call-in B-lister fame and myself have, as they are colloquially known, mutual pals. To my great surprise, I (a probable human) attended college with “fellow human beings” who “know Chanson personally.”

     

    I know. I am shocked. Until this very evening I did not believe him to be human, but an android sent to this earth to worship Earwolf podcasts and snow. One who has done a moderate to fairly competent job maintaining humanoid cadence.

     

    With this information, we become that much closer to unlocking the mystery behind this perplexing being.

     

    One small step for Annie, one giant leap for for forum-kind.

     

    Hey, that's kind of neat. Those coincidences can be cool and make the world seem a bit smaller.

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  17. Posted

    Wuts wit dis ansome boy shit init mate it all bollocks marzipan marzipan more marmite on my toast and beans oh im british

     

    Allo allo allo m8 wot I forgot me vegemites n cuppas init bruv, finna fill me gob wiv wine gums down the sainsburys

     

    YEAH how do you like that Dairy Pillows USA USA USA

     

    PS happy Christmas sorry for being mean I just don't celebrate it so I'm getting some sick burns in while you're softened by the Christmas spirit

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  21. Posted

    HH listeners get a mention in the opening minutes of part 2 of this year's CBB best-of

     

    Yeah and guess what fuck you guys, I'm going to take this opportunity to reiterate my ongoing disappointment and disgust at the tendency to regurgitate catchphrases and ape funny malapropisms. And hey, I'm as guilty as anyone! OK, well that's obviously just not true, but I'm guilty, too! And, far worse, I'm being a real grump about something that doesn't affect me in the slightest! So who's the real asshole, here?

     

    If you're saying "Why, Josh, it's you, you're the real asshole here," first of all I can't hear you because your screen isn't a window into my home, go take a GD computer class, and second of all, sorry but WRONG. It's still the people who think it's so fun not only to repeat funny things they've heard aloud, which is already dangerously close to unacceptably obnoxious, but also to type those funny things, which is just baffling.

     

    In recognition of my own past mistakes, I've taken the necessary step of retiring my former moniker, "Mean Detective," ("turning in my badge and gun" right guys? little bit of fun) in favor of this new, fun celebrity name mash-up thing, a refreshing new type of humorous nickname that's recently catching on in the wackier corners of the Internet. Now my name is so funny not because it's referencing something that some guy said on the radio, but because it's the product of my own fertile imagination, and it's totally unlike anything else out there. Instead of masturbatory, inward-facing humor, I want to engage in humor that's more like someone else is giving me a wicked HJ. Here's to a 2016 filled with originality and inclusive fun.

     

    In closing, I'd like to invite you all to eat my (cargo) shorts, did I do that, sorry, I've made a huge mistake, I immediately regret this decision, that just happened, Dr. Steve Brule, Lanaaaaaaaa, Tina Belcher, when there's trouble you call DW, Riggs!, completing each other's sandwiches, Bueller?, in space no one can hear you scream, I'm lovin' it, dude you're getting a Dell, can you hear me now, the horror the horror, do I look like a clown to you, God bless us everyone, and finally, SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOIN HOME

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  24. Posted

    Ok well actually Jagr is a fucking legend, so I get what you're doing, Hayes, but just watch it man. Have some fuckin respect. Guy was scoring goals when you were still shitting your fuckin diapers. I'd like to see what you're doing when you're 43--sitting on a fuckin SOFA I bet. Yeah, ok pal, enjoy your SOFA CUSHIONS. Meanwhile, Jagr will just keep playing shockingly decent hockey at the age of 43. Only hockey players are that tough. Ever heard of anything like that in any of these other soft sports? Yeah, exactly. That's because guys like Jagr don't waste their youths dancing around in the end zone like a Spice Girl or posing for watch ads, unlike some "athletes" I could name. What's happening to America smh

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