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    OK yes hi, I'm checking in ONLY to say that unlike the OTHER Josh, I would have totally understood when Sean and Hayes were talking about famous shit-talker Larry Bird and his performances in the All-Star Game 3-point contests, and also remember he was like "I'm going to get the ball right here and shoot it" and he TOLD THE OTHER PLAYER where he was going to shoot! And then he made it! And Xavier McDaniels is like "the boy is bad, what can I say," but actually he means GOOD, because it's a cool way to say that.

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  7. Posted

    Hey everybody, new guy here. I very recently listened to all 96 episodes of the show and I'm glad I caught up before the paywall appeared because I only make $5 a month at my job and I need to use that money on a 5 dollar footlong for my wife and 10 children (we only get to eat one inch each. it's very tough stuff).

     

    Aaaaanyway, this was another wonderful episode, but the real reason I wanted to post is because I was watching Sunday Night Baseball the other night (Sunday) (Go Royals) and color commentator John Kruk was telling a story and he said "My good friend George... Brett" like EXACTLY how Sean and Hayes do it. I know they're big sports heads so I figured they'd appreciate it. Also it raises the possibility that John Kruk is a Hollywood Handbookhead, which is exciting in and of itself.

     

    Anyway glad to finally be part of the forum I've heard so much about! Hi!

     

     

    P.S. Here is a recent photo of John Kruk for those of you who are not sports heads:

     

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    Dear Law Dog,

     

    I think I might literally know you in real life, or at least know people who know you. If so, I hope you'll accept my invitation to be friends in real life, which I'm issuing now, via this post. I have waited so long for someone I know in real life, even vaguely, to love this radio program, independent of my urging. Please don't be afraid let's be pals. Ask around I'm very cool.

     

    If it turns out I'm wrong, and I don't know you or anyone in common, then allow me to humbly withdraw my invitation to be friends.

     

    Fondly,

    Josh

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  9. Posted

    HAPPY

     

    BIRTHDAY

     

    SEAN

     

    IS THIS HOW U DO ASCII ART

     

    remember that time on the Simpsons with Michael Jackson and he sings Lisa that birthday song with Bart? what a good show right? the Simpsons wow what a wild ride it's been

     

    anyways Sean,

    I wish you love and goodwill,

    I wish you peace and joy,

    I wish you better than your heart desires

    And your first kiss from a boy (Hayes)

     

    big huge shoutout to Ana for making our magical video come to life. If you ask me, she's the real birthday hero

     

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    i don't think it was as innovative in its genre as Pet Sounds or OK Computer. the quality is there, however. I'd say the Pet Sounds of hip hop was The Low End Theory

     

    I always thought the Pet Sounds of hip hop was Paul's Boutique. And I'm not just saying that because I did Beastie Boys joke earlier. You'll notice that I didn't make any remarks when the subject of Paul Revere arose organically soon after my bringing up the Beastie Boys. I'm practicing reference-restraint.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I DID IT WITH A WIFFLE BALL BAT

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  13. Posted

     

    Sincerely,

     

    RanRan, F.O.C. (Friend of Chanson)

     

    wtf Chanson is so huge right now, even this new girl is on the whole Chanson trend. Pretty soon my kids will be begging for Chanson lunchboxes to carry their little Chanson fruit snacks.

     

    Then I'll check my family plan bill and it will be full of new charges from the Chanson free-to-play mobile game franchise, in which my kids will have unknowingly spent hundreds of dollars on extra Chansons and Chan-boosts and Chan-bucks so they can buy new "skins" for their Chanson avatars to look like Robo-Chanson, Hip Hop Chanson, Avengers Chanson, whatever, and guess what? You think those "skins" alter gameplay in the slightest? Guess again, asshole, bc they ONLY CHANGE THE AVATAR'S APPEARANCE! What a rip!

     

    I keep telling Harrison, my youngest, I tell him, "Hey, buddy, remember how we talked about this? How regular Chanson jumps just as high as Froggy Chanson? 'Member? Jumping over the Pit of Chan-Doom in Level 6? You can't keep spending $6.99 on every new Chan-guy variation, buddy. Daddy can't afford it." The kid insists that Froggy Chanson jumps higher!

     

    I bet Harrison thinks the Chan of Steel version can fucking fly! Well, he can't! It's just a cheap promotional tie-in! From like 3 years ago! I fucking showed him the data! I proved it, right in his little 8-year-old face! "See?! Same jumping! See?!?"

     

    Fuck you, Chanson.

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  14. Posted

    I do just want to add that this ep is among my favorites, as well. I'm not a huge FoT or anything, but I do really love Tom himself, his sensibility, and especially all of the Scharpling & Wurster stuff. My love for HH and this community--such as it is--has given me a better appreciation for the devoted fanbase that Tom has long enjoyed.

     

    And it should go without saying that it's a natural fit to have Tom on HH (or Jon, for that matter, maybe even more so), because nowhere else in modern comedy does a program so heavily feature my favorite form of humor, which is, of course, mispronouncing.

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    Hey moderator, I don't wanna tell you how to do your job but for this week you better just set the forum up in reverse so that all the posts automatically have full likes and the button is for unliking. Save us all a lot of time. Bc it's the all star break baby, this the motherfuckin home run derby outchea right now.

     

    Unless you're TRYING to give all the youngsters on the forum whiplash from clicking like so hard and fast, then their shitty little phones and laptops overheat and we have to roll through pouring champagne on em to put out the fires, and now all the phones and computers are busted. If that's what you want, fine, hey I'm not moderator. Don't look at me. Don't come crawling over here to me like oh no all these forum dweebs are dead from clicking like so GD hard. Maybe they shoulda thought of that before they stepped in this chamber and tried to read some hot fire.

     

    Sincerely,

    Calloway Asstacious aka ButtEater3000 aka Ferrari

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  23. Posted

    Great episode. Justin let me play it in the car while he drove and he said it was funny too. Everybody else was asleep but I bet it made their dreams way funnier.

     

    A little miffed that Mean Detective has yet to post about how fun it was to hang out with me last night.

     

     

    In all seriousness, it was an amazing thrill to meet a good friend for the first time in person. It felt like I really knew Ran already! Because I did! What an age we live in, when two people from medium-far away distances can be thrown together with nothing to bind them except months and months of conversation, shared cultural interests, relatively similar backgrounds and belief systems, a strong network of mutual friends, and a common understanding of the burden posed by being the sexiest motherfuckers in every room.

     

    I guess for some of you kids out there, the whole concept of Internet friends is about as natural as maintaining strong eye contact during a professional handshake, and getting catfished is just another one of life's little inconveniences, on par with when someone doesn't make strong eye contact with you during a professional handshake. Not me, though. I've never met an Internet friend in real life ("IRL") before--hell, I never even had Internet friends before I stumbled onto this little radio program. If I hadn't, I never would have met Ran and watched her fuckin kill the game on bass. And you know what? That'd be a durn shame.

     

     

     

     

    #GargoyleBoyz

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