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  1. DanC
    People often tell me I either look like a young Steve Young or Gary Oldman as an old man.
  2. DanC
    Even though I walk through valley of the shadow of death, I rollerblade almost everywhere else.
  3. DanC
    Hold my scarf Carl, things are about to get crunchy
  4. DanC
    Comedy Bang Bang another quality Breitbart production
  5. DanC
    Slice a tomato for us Victor. Once for the revolution and once again for Barbara’s sandwich.
  6. DanC
    I’ve got a need, a need for speed. Seriously my dependency on it is becoming an issue.
  7. DanC
    Great episode. Character actors fit this format really well. Saul Rubinek showed up on this weeks Unspooled he would be great on NNF.
  8. DanC
    Doris is porous while Neil remains sealed.
  9. DanC

    Fateful Findings (2013)

    DanC replied to lizanddickfan1's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations

    Or any of Neil Breen’s movies
  10. DanC
    Thank you for the soup Tom. It was good.
  11. DanC
    Only non filtered cigarettes for me sir. Filtered smokes are like sucking boobies through a sweater
  12. DanC
    Extra extra read all about it. Cabbage is the new musical fruit. Beans look to challenge the decision.
  13. DanC
    4 out of 5 dentists agree, A Pentagram is a kickass thing to draw on your book cover.
  14. DanC
    Slinging more ‘tent than Coleman
  15. DanC
    Now with 30% less scabies
  16. DanC
    Now with 25% more cheese
  17. DanC
    Google my tits
  18. DanC
    Fill er up Fran, we’re driving all the way to funnyville.
  19. DanC
    Bench press my prom dress, it’s time for Comdey Bang Bang
  20. DanC
    Did Peaches wander in here? She's a fiesty old cat.
  21. DanC
    Hmmmm smells like Rhubarb pie
  22. DanC
    I tried teasing my hair, but it felt too cruel.
  23. DanC
    Oh Thanos, must you go on about those gems all the time.
  24. DanC
    Treat yourself to some key lime pie.
  25. DanC
    A sound so sweet, you'll think you're listening to Hanson.
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