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DanC

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    People often tell me I either look like a young Steve Young or Gary Oldman as an old man.

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    Even though I walk through valley of the shadow of death, I rollerblade almost everywhere else.

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    Hold my scarf Carl, things are about to get crunchy

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    Comedy Bang Bang another quality Breitbart production

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    Slice a tomato for us Victor. Once for the revolution and once again for Barbara’s sandwich.

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    I’ve got a need, a need for speed. Seriously my dependency on it is becoming an issue.

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    Doris is porous while Neil remains sealed.

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    Thank you for the soup Tom. It was good.

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    Only non filtered cigarettes for me sir. Filtered smokes are like sucking boobies through a sweater

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    Extra extra read all about it. Cabbage is the new musical fruit. Beans look to challenge the decision.

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    4 out of 5 dentists agree, A Pentagram is a kickass thing to draw on your book cover.

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    Slinging more ‘tent than Coleman

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    Now with 30% less scabies

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    Now with 25% more cheese

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    Google my tits

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    Fill er up Fran, we’re driving all the way to funnyville

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    Bench press my prom dress, it’s time for Comdey Bang Bang

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    Did Peaches wander in here? She's a fiesty old cat.

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    Hmmmm smells like Rhubarb pie

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    I tried teasing my hair, but it felt too cruel.

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    Oh Thanos, must you go on about those gems all the time.

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    Treat yourself to some key lime pie.

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    A sound so sweet, you'll think you're listening to Hanson.

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    Time to take the fall out shelter out of mothballs, Scottie's about drop some truth bombs.

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    Take a seat Donahue there's a new kid in town

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