People often tell me I either look like a young Steve Young or Gary Oldman as an old man.

[People often tell me I either look like a young Steve Young or Gary Oldman as an old man.]

People often tell me I either look like a young Steve Young or Gary Oldman as an old man. 

[Even though I walk through valley of the shadow of death, I rollerblade almost everywhere else.]

Even though I walk through valley of the shadow of death, I rollerblade almost everywhere else.

[Hold my scarf Carl, things are about to get crunchy]

Hold my scarf Carl, things are about to get crunchy

[Comedy Bang Bang another quality Breitbart production]

Comedy Bang Bang another quality Breitbart production 

[Slice a tomato for us Victor. Once for the revolution and once again for Barbara’s sandwich.]

Slice a tomato for us Victor. Once for the revolution and once again for Barbara’s sandwich.

[I’ve got a need, a need for speed. Seriously my dependency on it is becoming an issue.]

I’ve got a need, a need for speed. Seriously my dependency on it is becoming an issue. 

[Episode 2322 - Alfred Molina]

Great episode. Character actors fit this format really well. Saul Rubinek showed up on this weeks Unspooled he would be great on NNF.

[Doris is porous while Neil remains sealed.]

Doris is porous while Neil remains sealed. 

[Fateful Findings (2013)]

Or any of Neil Breen’s movies

[Thank you for the soup Tom. It was good.]

Thank you for the soup Tom. It was good.

[Only non filtered cigarettes for me sir. Filtered smokes are like sucking boobies through a sweater]

Only non filtered cigarettes for me sir. Filtered smokes are like sucking boobies through a sweater

[Extra extra read all about it. Cabbage is the new musical fruit. Beans look to challenge the decision.]

Extra extra read all about it. Cabbage is the new musical fruit. Beans look to challenge the decision.

[4 out of 5 dentists agree, A Pentagram is a kickass thing to draw on your book cover.]

4 out of 5 dentists agree, A Pentagram is a kickass thing to draw on your book cover.

[Slinging more ‘tent than Coleman]

Slinging more ‘tent than Coleman

[Now with 30% less scabies]

Now with 30% less scabies 

[Now with 25% more cheese]

Now with 25% more cheese

[Google my tits]

Google my tits

[Fill er up Fran, we’re driving all the way to funnyville]

Fill er up Fran, we’re driving all the way to funnyville.

[Bench press my prom dress, it’s time for Comdey Bang Bang]

Bench press my prom dress, it’s time for Comdey Bang Bang

[Did Peaches wander in here? She's a fiesty old cat.]

Did Peaches wander in here? She's a fiesty old cat.

[Hmmmm smells like Rhubarb pie]

Hmmmm smells like Rhubarb pie

[I tried teasing my hair, but it felt too cruel.]

I tried teasing my hair, but it felt too cruel.

[Oh Thanos, must you go on about those gems all the time.]

Oh Thanos, must you go on about those gems all the time.

[Treat yourself to some key lime pie.]

Treat yourself to some key lime pie.

[A sound so sweet, you'll think you're listening to Hanson.]

A sound so sweet, you'll think you're listening to Hanson.