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    While PFT's off-mic laughter gets a lot of attention on Comedy Bang Bang, is there is anything better than when something gets Besser rolling? Lauren seems to do it to him more than anyone else. His laugh when she mocked the 'oh hello' and then being told to 'explain' the t-shirt was great. I think I'm going to stop seeing my therapist and just start listening to all of these shows instead.

     

    I was just saying the same thing! Imagine how the improviser feels when Besser reacts like that to something they've said. It has to be the best feeling.

     

    Another thing I love is watching the first I4H VPN because you can see how much Besser loves Gemberling. He looks at him with such admiration.

     

    While we're discussing off-mic laughter, I have to mention Hayes from Hollywood Handbook. He's one of the best laughers in the game these days.

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    I'm just really excited you know my name!!!

     

     

    I feel like Agata calling you by your real name was a threat. How would she know your real name unless she's trying to fuck your shit up? She may as well have called you "Burdroolz" because this lady is feeling some serious hatred for you, my friend.

     

    If she's trying to fuck your shit up, she may be trying to fuck up all of our shit. If she calls me by the nickname my Dad gave me, Pie, then we'll know if I'm in jeopardy. Or double jeopardy. Or daily double pew pew pew. I've never told a soul that nickname (Pie) and keeping this nickname (Pie) a secret has been both my greatest joy and my greatest pain. Joy like the feeling you get when you eat a piece of pie (hey, that's my dad's nickname for me!) or like the pain of finishing that same and/or a different piece of pie (hey, my papa calls me that!).

     

    Agata, how do you pronounce your name? I love it no matter what, but if you say it's pronounced "skrimps" shit is gonna get a little awkward in here.

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    P.S. I've been gone from the forums for a little bit and am just catching up now... hugLife, are you a fellow vegetarian/vegan?!? I should have been more thorough in my previous creepster stalking of you, b/c I didn't know this. Pretty sure VB is (I stalk her on the reg, too). Anyways. Just wanted to like, bro out with you guys on that for a sec.

     

    I wonder if we have any other weird stuff in common. I mean, if all three of us don't eat meat then this could be an Identity scenario. You've seen that movie, right? It's good.

     

    Maybe listing some random facts about ourselves would help us figure out if we're all essentially the same person.

     

    But I'm suddenly feeling guarded, so I guess we'll never know.

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    PAINTING ON THE WALL

    Hold on now Mr Tickles, don't

    you get all catty wompus

     

     

    That commercial drives me nuts! I hate it so, so much. I can't figure out how it's supposed to be funny, but I just keep trying to make sense of it. The reaction from the dog painting makes it even harder to decipher. I guess that's rando humor for you. It just exists to confuse us intellectuals.

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    Is anyone else not seeing the episode appear in their iTunes? I'm beginning to fear that there might've been a small technical error in the upload of this show.

     

    No popcorn gallery this week, the hosts refuse to interact in the forums, now this. Gelmania never had these kinds of issues.

     

    Yeah, it's not working for me on iTunes either. First my favorite zumba instructor gets cancer and now this.

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    The website is just finishing up. I will send it to you when it gets completed. Probably shouldn't have plugged this work until the web is up, but I was up late on saturday and not in my right state of mind via consumption of vodka tonics, some may have been double tall...

     

    I'm glad you posted about it. It's interesting and very cool for you! You can post about it as often as you want. Don't let these dickheads make you feel bad. These guys are just assholes for the sake of it. They're pieces of shit, don't listen to them.

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    So there is this group of people that put on comedy shows that me and my friends just got done doing work for. I think Sean and Hayes could either like them or hate them. I think that they could either like or hate that i'm plugging them on these forums...

     

    If you like this shittzzz than maybe you could like this shiiittssz.

     

    https://www.facebook...142053815843260

     

    How did you work for them? Can I get more information? It's like a theater? I tried to understand that Facebook page, but mama dumb.

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    I have a serious question for all the Scoop Troopers, though: if you had a jet and it would fly you anywhere in the world, but you had to stay at that destination for the rest of your life, where would it be?

     

    I feel like you're hoping we'll all take big risks, but I'm a creature of habit. I would probably just stay home. So thanks for the jet, but I'm cool. I don't have a pilot's license anyway.

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    I work with this dude who's never heard of that before either. That blew my mind, it was one of my favorite things ever. Also, there is this trick if you lay on the floor face down with your eyes closed and someone holds your arms up for like a minute and a half, then slowly starts to lower them. As they get lower, you will swear that your arms are going through the floor. It's really great. You just have to trust that the people doing it to you wont do something gross to you. Like put their nuts on you or something.... gross

     

    Burdie, I'll be honest with you, that sounds cool but also too scary. Yes, this was a convenient opportunity to say "too scary", but I also really mean it. It freaks me out to think about my body doing things involuntarily. And don't even get me started on smooth muscle. I'm also afraid of being hypnotized. I've seen some people be genuinely hypnotized at the fair - and like a reality show, you can tell which ones are fake and which are real - and they look like dummies. Quick, someone analyze me.

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  25. Posted

    I had never heard of that wrist-pressed-against-the-doorway-arm-floating-up thing until this Saturday. This Saturday, the day before the Oscars, the day they recorded this podcast!!!!!!! Guys!!!!! And then when I heard Sean mention it on the podcast, I looked at the truck in front of me and it said "Clement" on it, which is close enough!!!!! Guys!!!!!

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