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  1. EarHole

    Episode 138 — Cosplay Jaywalking

    my mind was fully blown, and just when I thought I had enough and there was no possible way it could ever get blown again. It got blown ten more times twice as much. Great mind blowing job!
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    Episode 233 — Royal Watching

    I really thought Wheelchair Girl was going to connect all those baby experiences to her legs acting in the Muppet Babies.
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    What guest do you want to see?

    hahahaha, you could not help but feel some sort of connection to someone with the same name, and start to invent some symbolic parallels between your lives.
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    What guest do you want to see?

    I just heard John Cochran on "the reality reality show". FUNNY. raw methodical laser guided premise professor. I would love to see him try to decode an Adomian rant.
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    What guest do you want to see?

  6. HOLY SHIT. the wheel-quel.
  7. It would be kind of neat if the CBB tv show had a super drunk, high, 6 foot, ten year old mentally handi-cap child in the audience, and scott never ever acknowledges or addresses them the whole show. You will just occasionally see a silent tear run down his cheek whenever his punchlines are drowned out, and then eventually the kid takes scott's job and is accredited for the success of the show since the audience laughter seems to always coincide with the kid's violent outbursts. Or Scott tries to gain control of the situation by asking the kid if he wants to host the show, and then everyone loves him and the kid sleeps with Kulap, on stage. "MY WIIIIIFFFEEE!!"
  8. wow, great show. Paul Rust is right about God being in children's smiles. I think its safe to call this episode a B-B-B-B-B-B-Bonus, and I will add a very sober and reflective "um, yeah" to that. Also, the comedy in the cbb comments has been better than the show, but not by much.
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    how about POOL SHARKNADO and a bunch of Paul Newman's and Tom Cruise's get dropped on a women's shelter and they fight over who can be their father figure. It would be GROSS.
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    Episode 231 — This Is Not Me, This Is Them

    Anyone who thinks armpit hair does not bare a similar resemblance to your legpit hair is a fool. Have you ever tried to tickle your armpit before? That area is sensitive as fuck.
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    Episode 193 — Mash-Ups

    I love the show. Has anyone seen the movie WHITE DOG. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084899/. The movie is attempting to generate empathy towards racists themselves, and shed some light on their story. The movie uses a "german" shepherd as an allegory for the racist condition. You should have an episode where you all lose it and list everything that is insanely racist.
  12. The menstration PSA was a little too graphic. I think I might stick to internet clip comedy on tv. just joking. but seriously, scott pushed that joke too far. wow, I am still thinking about it. I guess you just have to stop talking about it or think of something else and then it'll stop, right? You just change the topic because if you keep referring to it, then such a horribly inappropriate joke just gets worse and worse, and I am really starting to feel weird about this. Okay, here I go. New topic.....ICE CUBE. aaahhhhh, phew. that's better. Hey, isn't it weird how television is way more tolerant of bloody violence, then it is of ....shit, I am back. This joke never ends!
  13. The Pat Robertson clip was amazing. First off, as if some guy is COMPLETELY into a woman, but as soon as he finds out that her children are born in another country, then he forgets all about the great sex(with the woman) and good times they had together. Maybe every man she ever dates is a Birther which could be possible. Despite this implausible logic, Pat immediately takes it a step further and assumes the character of someone TEN times more intolerant. JUST,.......WOW. Do you like to poo? I am really starting to think that I actually have a gift. nobody would have answered that question with any kind of disinterest or lack of enthusiasm if they had any kind of experience that I have when I poo. It may be a state of mind, or just an attitude towards pooing but you can go places.