Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

Leland_Rodriguez

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content count

    11

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Leland_Rodriguez

  1. Leland_Rodriguez
    Bang me once, shame on you. Bang me twice, now that's some comedy.
  2. Leland_Rodriguez
    As we look out upon the infinite sea, and the sun sinks slowly in the west, one can almost hear the wind whisper, "Bang Bang".
  3. Leland_Rodriguez
    What? Huh? Oh, right, the show. I should probably get around to recording that.
  4. Leland_Rodriguez
    A barrel of laughs would be way cheaper if they'd just let us drill for them domestically.
  5. Leland_Rodriguez
    You'd probably be surprised to find out just how much I love the sound of my own voice.
  6. Leland_Rodriguez
    If I called you an asshole, would you still call me a friend?
  7. Leland_Rodriguez
    I can't believe this still needs to be said, but please, do not hit the horse while the show is in motion.
  8. Leland_Rodriguez
    When your dog dies on a Monday morning, there aren't many other places you can take him.
  9. Leland_Rodriguez
    If you're gonna eat all of that bread anyway, why not eat the basket, too?
  10. Leland_Rodriguez
    Our top story tonight: Wizened Wizard Tears Teen in Twain. But first, this week's weather forecast!
  11. Leland_Rodriguez
    Why do today what will almost assuredly be seen as inconsequential when history looks back upon it?
×