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    Are you really too busy to visit your mother?

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    I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got an STD

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    Check out the facts, it's the Hollywood Facts!

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    You're a tall glass of woman, baby, and I'd love to wet my whistle

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    I've been working on this Liza Minnelli impression all week, want to hear it?

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    ......... and, scene.

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    Exit, stage left even!

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    A rant about the disappointing quality of the catchphrase submissions that turns into the WIlly Wonka tunnel boat speech (Read in post)

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    Well shut my mouth with a big ol' biscuit, it really is Jim Belushi!

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    I do declare, I have a powerful thirst....for VENGEANCE!

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    How many times do I have to tell you that LegalZoom is NOT a fucking lawyer??!!

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    I could eat a peach for hours!

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    Welcome to road rage, I'm your host Honk-Honkerman! Just kidding, my mother was killed in a car accident.

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    Jimmy, if you're going to read those Dilbert comics, read em outside!

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    Kid, I can turn your Comedy Bang Bang into Comedy Bling Bling!

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    How's The movie going? This is Cock Blockermom, can I get you two anything? Maybe some chips?

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    Welcome to Comedy Gang Bang, I'm your host Hot Soccermom with Handy Dailyand James A-blow-me-then

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    Suck it, Nerdist!

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    Ronald Reagan, make me a woman tonight!

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