"You'll never get out of this maze bro!!!" This podcast is awesome!
Harris, I've been in your shoes many times and I know how hard it is to turn a skeptic into a believer... and Scott, you're a good sport for going to such lengths... Phish is like Dungeons and Dragons! That being said, I honestly don't think you'll let yourself get into them because you clearly love ragging on Harris and the granolas. It's a serious trade...
1 - Scott seems to have wide musical tastes so listen to jams in different genres (metal - Carrini; bluegrass - SOAM with the Hassidic jam; blues - My Soul; jazz - Bowie; calypso - PYITE).
2 - Scott likes musicals so talk about Gamehendge.
3 - Compare an album version with a live version (Free).
4 - Compare jams of different live versions (Tweezer).
5 - Scott is still missing some of the more accessible songs (First Tube, DWD, Suzie, Roggae, Dirt).
6 - Scott seems like an philosophical guy who would appreciate some cryptic lyrics (Sand, Steam).
7 - Scott needs to be commit to non-sensical lyric immersion therapy (Weigh, Catapult, Sanity).
8 - Scott needs to watch a NYE stunt.
9 - Have another guest because Scott seemed more receptive when he wasn't the only skeptic.
10 - And if nothing else works go for the Hail Mary (Twist>Piper 9/4/11).