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  1. neilly

    Hook

    yeah jesus, Benson won't shut up about this movie!
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    Waterworld (1995)

    I FUCKING HATED THIS MOVIE! That is all.
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    Men at Work (1990)

    I actually rather loved this movie when I was younger. Don't know if it holds up now; but, I think this could be a fun episode. Maybe get Dean Cameron (the pizza guy) as a guest.
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    Episode 138 — Cosplay Jaywalking

    i LIKE HOW MARON COAXES HERMES' EGGS!
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    Episode 67.5 — Minisode 67.5

    Two words about this movie: Product Placement! Jesus' Wooden-Leg, what is it about redneck "sports" and selling caffeinated products and motor oil? I mean, I get the obvious, but c'mon...
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    The sequel needs to be the Sharknado vs. Chev Chelios. CRANKNADO Synopsis: Chev Chelios now has to keep his heart beating at an extreme rate, by doing 360s on a crotchrocket (wheely-style) while simultaneously punching bad guys that for some reason keep getting closer and closer to his fists of fury. Boom! Make it happen!
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    Episode 137 — Gender Rolls

    Hollywood as FUCK!
  8. I made my future wife watch this last weekend cause I love it so much; I think she may be recondsidering...
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    Driving Miss Daisey meets Sharknado
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    Episode 136.5 — 07/12/13 TWO CHARTED 75

    You guys made my morning!
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    Episode 7 — A Crazy Moment in Phishtory

    I too am very happy to have the Phish Defense Commission back in the fold. Look, Phish is..well...Phish. They are talented musicians; they appeal to a certain audience, and like many musicians that thrive on their live performances, they have a devoted fan base. I've been to two Phish shows in my life, and having been in college in the early 2000s, I heard my share of their music. When you are a die-hard fan of a band, it is what it is. You cannot rationalize it to someone who is not. I love Pearl Jam, and most of my friends think that they had their day in the sun 20 years ago; and no matter how hard I try to persuade them with THEIR live shows, it wont happen. When I comae across a fellow fan of PJ, or Ween, or any other band that has cult-ish type of followers, you get that "Rain Man" conversation. That is another aspect that fans can have with each other; it's like secret societies, but usually without the murder. You think that the banter between these guys was bad; you should get a group of DeadHeads together, now that's some crazy shit!
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    A Talking Cat!?! (2013)

    The director made another of these "fine, family, weirdly homoerotic' films called A TALKING Horse?!?. It was hilarious to hear Eric Roberts talking the entire time via a cell phone. Brings the term "phoning it in" to the most literal of meanings.
  13. Kiss scared the shit out of me when I was a kid; now they scare the shit out of me in a completely different way. I concur, Gene Simmons is a cunt. But, this movie peaked my interest because of such brilliant "acting".
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    Space Jam (1996)

    Seanotron, your Duck Tits Avatar makes me feel funny, is that weird?
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    Hot to Trot (1988)

    You should listen to The Q and A with Jeff Goldsmith podcast, specifically the one with Bobcat. It is the funniest shit ever, because Jeff brings up Hot To Trot within the first few minutes of the podcast, and Bobcat goes postal. Basically the enitre podcast is derailed by the fact that this asshole brought up a piece of shit movie from 25 years ago. I love Bobcat if for nothing else, than the way he annihilates this conversation.
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    Samurai Cop (1991)

    SAMURAI COP. HOLLYWOOD THEATER. BEER. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
  17. I'm so happy June finally got her "BOOYAH BITCHES" moment! I wish I could have seen the mic drop.
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    So, what's a good drinking game for this one?
  19. I've seen it. Pretty disturbing. It could make for an interesting ep; but I don't think that is known enough for one. I feel like the days of episodes that focus on random, seldom heard of movies like The Room are behind us.
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    It's Pat

    "I'd rather not see Ween as guests. I think it's because I hate them, but I can't be sure." For shame... That's just sad. Dean Ween fucking rocks! Aaron (he will no longer be recognized as Gene), ok he's a dickhole; but you gotta give Ween as a band props. But, I digress. This movie should get done, with or without the Deaner's presence.
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    The First Wives Club (1996)

    Man, i guess I need to watch this movie again.
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    Avatar (2009)

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this movie was fucking garbage. I saw it in 3-D, and yeah, at some points I felt like I was on mushrooms and the scenery was beautiful; but, as I kept telling my friend who LOVED it, the story sucked ass! It was so un-original and blatant with it's messages. You guys already said everything that I hated about this movie, so I'm good. But THANK YOU for validating my disagreement with the rest of the idiotic American public that thought it was a masterpiece. It's THOSE masses that makes me hate people, and love my dogs more.
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    Ankle Biters

    My friend's dad owns a whole library of HDTGM-type movies. He certainly owns this, and the morning after a bachelor party, we all sat our still-drunk asses down and laughed them off. This movie is BANANAS!! Three-feet tall, six-inch fangs three-feet tall, six-inch fangs
  24. that was very elaborate.
  25. I think that'd be very cool if they did an episode per week; but I doubt they have time. Ya know, with June having a hard time grasping concepts such as Street Fighters, Paul imitating Arsenio and Jason NOT BEING ON TWITTER.
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