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  1. Ok, so I don't know if this has been suggested yet (because frankly, the search engine thing doesn't really seem to work); but, this movie is looney bins. Barry Bostwick as FDR a werewolf hunting', cussin and a swearin' overall balls-to-the-wall mercenary of not only werwolves that either look like they came from the set of Teen Wolf Too; or Wookies from Star Wars Episode 3 (or is it 2??), but a mercenary of the female flesh. I don't know what to say, how did they get all of these B/C-list actors to get in this movie??? I feel like it's a bunch of controlled alcoholics reciting lines from Jay-Z songs and thinking it's funny to swear like the kiddies do. It is as if Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and Half Baked got stoned and fucked and this came out. Oh yeah, did I mention that Kevin Sorbo (the poor man's Jon Hamm) is a stoney Lincoln?? Man oh man.
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    Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance

    I'm surprised this hasn't gotten more traction by the HDTGM World. It's got Tommy "You're Tearing Me Apart" Wiseau for godssake!
  3. My wife, who is a novice listener at best, said after watching this (ahem) program: "If there was a How Did This Get Made? award, this should be the winner". I thought that was an apt comment.
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    Episode 125.5 - Minisode 125.5

    WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS? I've always had a soft spot in my heart for the Wookie civilization; but, this is bananas-stupid!
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    EPISODE 122.5 - Minisode 122.5

    For me, I'd say Mac and Me. I feel like it was that ep that they kind of got their stride. Plus Adam Pally's awesome (oh ABC, how dumb you and your middle America audience are for not recognizing comedic genius with Happy Endings). But I digress, also Jingle All The Way comes to mind (is that considered underrated??). Oh and pretty much any ep with PFT (Smurfs?? Oh Smurfs, where did you go off to? Funny little Smurfs always disappearing.)
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    EPISODE 122.5 - Minisode 122.5

    John Laroquette was yet again the uncredited narrator for LifeForce. I say yet again because he was also uncredited as the narrator for the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He claims to be paid for his TCM work with a single joint. I'm guessing since this was the 80's and adjusting for inflation, he received an eight ball for his narration for this one.
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    EPISODE 122.5 - Minisode 122.5

    Grampa chiming in once again. Why cant I "quote" from another post? I've tried it on my desktop at work and nothing gets copied and pasted at bottom. Can someone more tech savvy let me know what this ol' curmudgeon is doing wrong?
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    EPISODE 122 - Death Spa: LIVE!

    Oops, that above was an accidental quote post.
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    EPISODE 122 - Death Spa: LIVE!

    I haven't listened to the entire podcast yet (I had to skedaddle to work), but I had a question and not sure if they ended up discussing this: The creepy brother had an English accent, right? But, his TWIN SISTER didn't? Maybe I didn't hear her inflection properly or something...Also, how did the dude in the sauna get killed? Was that a piece of the wood from the sauna bed, or from the wall or something?
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    EPISODE 121.5 - Minisode 121.5

    For some reason my Quote function wont let me tag taylorannephoto's question of what would we be for Halloween; anyway, I would be John Travolta's character in Battlefield Earth complete with the abnormally large and frontal cod piece. This is a tech question and will definitely expose my lack there of, but how do you attach memes and gifs (are they the same)? I'll take the answer off the air (neilip2000@yahoo.com).
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    EPISODE 121.5 - Minisode 121.5

    I Follow You-Melodys Echo Chamber Medicine Hat-Pond Henkan-Bo Ningen Street Joy- White Denim Unison-Bjork Thank the heavens for Spotify. I never would have known of Bo Ningen or White Denim (well, I guess thank Kevin Parker for them).
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    EPISODE 121.5 - Minisode 121.5

    Coincidentally enough, I put together an "I Love the 2000's" playlist within the last week. It's filled with guilty pleasure epic ballads like: Since You Been Gone -Kelly Clarkson It's Been Awhile -Staind (Glass) Hemmorrage in My Hands -Fuel Dig-Incubus Somewhere I Belong- Linkin Park Sometime Around Midnight- Airborne Toxic Event The Middle- Jimmy Eat World ......... Craptastic stuff like that. I'll uh, see myself out.
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    EPISODE 121.5 - Minisode 121.5

    I'm so confused about who is who in the new Star Wars? I thought Kylo Ren was Mr Grumpypants from Girls? I'm a fan of the original three, but this shit is getting out of hand...
  14. Not sure if this has been brought up or not; but, in the uncut version that sceen where that kid gets run over by the steam roller was apparently much more gruesome. They filled this dummy with fake blood and when it crushes his head, blood splattered all over the roller. I guess the MPAA found that too disturbing. But the level of acting/dialogue was suitable??
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    Bad Halloween Movies!

    I just saw the preview for Deadly Friend. I change my vote to that one.
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    Bad Halloween Movies!

    My votes: Bride of Chucky Cabin Fever Texas Chainsaw 2 ('86) Shocker Maniac Cop
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    Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    This could be a good Halloween ep. This is a highly entertaining flick! Hopper is abs-bonkers. Can't believe he said THIS was the worst film he was ever a part of. Bill Mosley is his typical freak news.
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    EPISODE 118.5 - MINISODE 118.5

    Of course this movie is garbage, that's why they are covering it on the show. Why does "AC/DC suck" in your opinion? Is it because they helped revolutionize an entire genre of music and were the forerunners in a geography than previously hadn't really been exposed to blues rock? Granted post-Bon Scott, they got a little lackadaisical; but, Angus Young is one of the best guitarists ever. They may not be your cup of tea, but you have to admit that they were/are a talented band for their style, instead of just using a blanket statement like AC/DC suck (which isn't even grammatically correct). If this movie is boring, don't watch it. Now get off my lawn you little bastard!
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    EPISODE 118.5 - MINISODE 118.5

    King Estevez Lisa Simpson AC/DC FUCK YEAH!
  20. I thought this episode was great! Having the gang back together was a treat. I don't understand all of the vitriol being spat at Jason on this board? I think instead of trolling around spouting negativity you may just want to listen to another podcast and leave the rest of us alone. Zouks is a fucking national treasure! If you don't think so (I'll take a page from Jason himself) GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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    You shut your mouth!

    umm pretty much every one!
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    Old Dogs Redux

    I FINALLY watched this movie, and holy shit do they need to do a redux! They barely scratched the surface of this insane masterpiece. One question I had and was never answered, DID Travolta in fact fuck Justin Long's girlfriend, cause he seemed like the type of guy to do that? His (Long's) blood-rage seemed legit. That as probably the best acting in the movie. Please please please do a sequel!
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    We will miss you Harris

    I just found out that he died today. I've been out of the loop obviously. The wife and I were just catching up on the last six eps of P&R last night (didn't finish the final ep or I would have seen the note at the end) and I caught the one where Harris had his head in the clamps. It made me want more Analyze Phish. That guy was so very funny! I thought he was out of the woods with his addiction, but I guess it never really goes away. I don't really have anything enlightening to say, I just wanted to add to this since he made me smile through his work and his voice.