EPISODE 103 — Zardoz

[EPISODE 103 — Zardoz]

"Hit a bitch

There a bitch

Hit a bitch EVERYWHERE

Everywhere hit a bitch

Hit a bitch

Bitch a snitch

 

...we'll put it in the movie" FUCKING BRILLIANT!

[Episode 102.5 — Minisode 102.5]

I thought this movie was pretty bad. It felt like a shitty play that Corky St. Clair would have had his quirky little paw in.

[Episode 102 — Tango & Cash]

. Amazing point. He was in Samurai Cop as well.

 

Yes! Robert Z'Dar! Yet another reason they need to do Samurai Cop...

[Episode 100.5 — Minisode 100.5]

so did I...and was taken out of context to boot!

[Episode 100 — Junior]

This was definitely not a sequel to Twins. This was the third of an UNCONNECTED trilogy by Ivan Reitman ( the other two being Twins and Kindergarten Cop) that involved Arnold, but that is where any similarities end.

[Let's Go to Prison! (2006)]

I thought this movie was funny for what it was.

[Episode 96 — Monkey Shines]

My thoughts exactly. See page 1 of this post!

[Episode 96 — Monkey Shines]

I just assumed the connection Alan and Ella had was like the one Danny Torance had with Dick Hollaran in The Shining (hence the name Monkey Shines..) In that book, the two shared a telepathathic connection; but, that was where the similarity stopped. Dick didn't start taking on traits of Danny and visa versa, whereas in this fucking film, a monkey starts fulfilling her master's blood-rage and he grows monkey teeth.

[Episode 95.5 — Minisode 95.5]

Did anyone else think Alan's mom looked like Dave Foley in drag??

[Episode 184 — Theatrical Viagra]

Homey needs to cut his Ritalin dose in half....

[Episode 82 — Double Team]

Other "All-American" Van Damme character names:

 

Gibson Rickenbacker (Cyborg)

Kurt Sloane (Kickboxer)

Louis Burke (Death Warrant)

Alex/Chad Wagner (Double Impact)

Darren McCord (Sudden Death)

Eddie Lomax (Desert Heat)

Ben Archer (Wake of Death)

Anthony Stowe (Until Death)

Dont forget:

 

Chance Boudreaux (Hard Target)

 

Not very All-American, but totally f*cking awesome!

[Episode 81 — Mortal Kombat]

"Remember when our parents died?"...Cameron, I love you...

[Episode 79.5 — Minisode 79.5]

Correction and omission Jason has asthma he would totally not win in a stamina fight vs Nick Kroll

 

No way, he'd channel his inner Rafi, grab a pocket dog and (more importantly) a switch blade, and work Kroll like a rib.

[Episode 48 — Sleepaway Camp]

 

Co-signed!

 

Notarized!

[Submit your HDTGM T-Shirt Designs HERE!]

Nate D. If you ever end up making a few of those shirts, let us know, I'd like to get one. Also, I love the Zouks head one too. I forgot who made that one and am too lazy to scroll bac two pages.

[Be Kind Rewind]

I liked this movie too. It wasn't perfect by any means, but I still thought it was quirky and I thought Mos Def and JB worked well together.

 

I have a feeling although Green Hornet needs to be torn apart, it won't, since Dirty Randy likes to show up on The League every once in a while. Paranoia will destroya...

[Episode 77.5 — Minisode 77.5]

 

 

I'm from Louisiana and noticed her shirt...

 

Southern University (Jaguars) is an all black school...is that part of the plot or did the prop guys not do basic research to grab an LSU shirt?

 

 

Hey, Brit Brit don't see color! She wears what she wants!

[Starcrash (1979)]

Man this movie is the tits! Speaking of tits, when does Stella Star take her top off-oh wait, this is a Roger Corman Joint; not Russ Meyers...

[Twixt]

[Episode 76 — Fair Game]

 

I would jump on a moving train to bone 1990s Cindy Crawford. Whether or not I would make it is another story, but I would definitely try.

i SECOND THAT!

[Twixt]

I just watched this on Netflix instant, and holy fucknuggets is this movie AWFUL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ9Ylk92HJM

 

Francis Ford Coppola wrote, produced, and directed this film starring Pete Holmes and Elle Fanning.

 

i WISH IT WAS PETE HOLMES TALKING IN HIS BATMAN ACCENT ALL MOVIE LONG! That would have made this movie waay more entertaining.

[Arscheerio Paul on Arsenio Hall]

Jesus, its like being at the Nexus of the Universe.

[Episode 76.5 — Minisode 76.5]

 

Keanu Reeves and Andie MacDowell are both actors from the Having-A-Stroke method of acting. This is a close cousin of the Impersonating-A-Person-With-Downs method of acting and are sometimes confused by if an actor is a adherent to one, they usually are very familiar with the other.

 

If you listen to the Devil's Advocate ep, Jason and the guest talk this school, which apparently was very famous in NY when they both living there.

Gotcha.

 

P.s., I'm college educated and I lean towards the personal accountability aspect of Libertarianism too; but, I do agree the world IS shit.

[Episode 76.5 — Minisode 76.5]

...and so the Andie-Keanu loop closes...

??

[Episode 76 — Fair Game]

I'm so glad Paul pointed out the bone-zone shoot em up scene, in which Baldwin has to swing around (mid-stroke) to see what was going on. That shit had me rolling!!