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    Ok, so I don't know if this has been suggested yet (because frankly, the search engine thing doesn't really seem to work); but, this movie is looney bins. Barry Bostwick as FDR a werewolf hunting', cussin and a swearin' overall balls-to-the-wall mercenary of not only werwolves that either look like they came from the set of Teen Wolf Too; or Wookies from Star Wars Episode 3 (or is it 2??), but a mercenary of the female flesh. I don't know what to say, how did they get all of these B/C-list actors to get in this movie??? I feel like it's a bunch of controlled alcoholics reciting lines from Jay-Z songs and thinking it's funny to swear like the kiddies do. It is as if Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and Half Baked got stoned and fucked and this came out. Oh yeah, did I mention that Kevin Sorbo (the poor man's Jon Hamm) is a stoney Lincoln??

     

    Man oh man.

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    The sequel needs to be the Sharknado vs. Chev Chelios.

     

    CRANKNADO

     

    Synopsis:

     

    Chev Chelios now has to keep his heart beating at an extreme rate, by doing 360s on a crotchrocket (wheely-style) while simultaneously punching bad guys that for some reason keep getting closer and closer to his fists of fury.

     

    Boom! Make it happen!

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    I too am very happy to have the Phish Defense Commission back in the fold. Look, Phish is..well...Phish. They are talented musicians; they appeal to a certain audience, and like many musicians that thrive on their live performances, they have a devoted fan base. I've been to two Phish shows in my life, and having been in college in the early 2000s, I heard my share of their music. When you are a die-hard fan of a band, it is what it is. You cannot rationalize it to someone who is not. I love Pearl Jam, and most of my friends think that they had their day in the sun 20 years ago; and no matter how hard I try to persuade them with THEIR live shows, it wont happen. When I comae across a fellow fan of PJ, or Ween, or any other band that has cult-ish type of followers, you get that "Rain Man" conversation. That is another aspect that fans can have with each other; it's like secret societies, but usually without the murder. You think that the banter between these guys was bad; you should get a group of DeadHeads together, now that's some crazy shit!

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    You should listen to The Q and A with Jeff Goldsmith podcast, specifically the one with Bobcat. It is the funniest shit ever, because Jeff brings up Hot To Trot within the first few minutes of the podcast, and Bobcat goes postal. Basically the enitre podcast is derailed by the fact that this asshole brought up a piece of shit movie from 25 years ago. I love Bobcat if for nothing else, than the way he annihilates this conversation.

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    Anyone else seen Bad Boy Bubby? It's not a bad film, far from it - I think it's some kind of masterpiece - but it's so chuffing mental that I just can't believe it got made at all. Any thoughts? I think it'd make a fantastic episode. I may be on my own there, but there you go...

     

     

    I've seen it. Pretty disturbing. It could make for an interesting ep; but I don't think that is known enough for one. I feel like the days of episodes that focus on random, seldom heard of movies like The Room are behind us.

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    "I'd rather not see Ween as guests. I think it's because I hate them, but I can't be sure."

     

    For shame...

     

    That's just sad. Dean Ween fucking rocks! Aaron (he will no longer be recognized as Gene), ok he's a dickhole; but you gotta give Ween as a band props. But, I digress. This movie should get done, with or without the Deaner's presence.

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    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this movie was fucking garbage. I saw it in 3-D, and yeah, at some points I felt like I was on mushrooms and the scenery was beautiful; but, as I kept telling my friend who LOVED it, the story sucked ass! It was so un-original and blatant with it's messages.

     

    You guys already said everything that I hated about this movie, so I'm good. But THANK YOU for validating my disagreement with the rest of the idiotic American public that thought it was a masterpiece. It's THOSE masses that makes me hate people, and love my dogs more.

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    My friend's dad owns a whole library of HDTGM-type movies. He certainly owns this, and the morning after a bachelor party, we all sat our still-drunk asses down and laughed them off. This movie is BANANAS!!

     

    Three-feet tall, six-inch fangs

    three-feet tall, six-inch fangs

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    I'll drum up a real world analogy, if that helps.

     

    Imagine you have a sweet side gig doing some graphic design work a few times a year at a pretty successful start-up. The key player in said start-up made a substantive contribution to an app that a huge company put out a few years ago which failed miserably. Your friends get together for a semi-regular bitch fest to talk shit about bad software at a pub frequented by many people who work closely with that key player at that pretty successful start-up that occasionally throws you some graphic design work.

     

    If you aren't smart enough to talk your friends into changing the subject of that night's bitch fest, I'd strongly advise you to make other plans for that night.

     

    that was very elaborate.

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    I think that should be the next push from fans by the way, trying to get the show to do a full episode every week rather than every other week. Have the full episode on Tuesday with the miniepisode for the next episode on either Thursday or Friday.

     

     

    I think that'd be very cool if they did an episode per week; but I doubt they have time. Ya know, with June having a hard time grasping concepts such as Street Fighters, Paul imitating Arsenio and Jason NOT BEING ON TWITTER.

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