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  1. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Literally definition

    In that case then, I'm officially submitting "Ironic: Absolutely the opposite of the true definition of 'ironic'" to Big Dictionary.
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    Episode 98 — LOL: LIVE!

    If they wanted to just blow that fourth wall away for good, they'd have that family WATCH "LOL" as well.
  3. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Episode 98 — LOL: LIVE!

    Ezra Miller, who starred in "We Need to Talk About Kevin", was NOT in "LOL", but will be appearing as The Flash in the upcoming Justice League series of films. Having seen "Kevin", I had him pegged as a Green Arrow guy myself. Why "Kevin" gets left out of the discussion of all the great archery-themed films of the last few years, I'll never know!
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    Episode 98 — LOL: LIVE!

    I'd also like to think that he did some prop work of his own and busted out an object that could best be described as "clearly not a human penis".
  5. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Episode 98 — LOL: LIVE!

    The way I picture it, it ends up being completely awkward and uncoordinated when this vagina thing ends up working nothing like whatever the nerd imagined it would after imagining fucking the thing on the webcam. When she says that first time "This DIDN'T happen", it may in fact NOT have happened. Not until that muscle suit came into play...
  6. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Literally definition

    If they're going to pull that shit, they may as well publish a new dictionary that includes "the opposite of ________ OR not what you think it is at all" as a definition for everything in it. I mean, where do you stop? I think that "literally" is the new "ironic".
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    Episode 98 — LOL: LIVE!

    So, how is Lol short for Lola anyway? I understand that it shaves an entire syllable off of your time, but it's still about as efficient as having a friend named Jeff that you call Jeh for short.
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    Episode 98 — LOL: LIVE!

    I was finding it difficult to masturbate to this podcast, guys.
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    LOL

    I just re-read this whole thread last week, and I'm really surprised by how much I didn't "like" the first time around. Those were tumultuous times though back in late summer/early fall '14 where we were all selfishly trying to purge ourselves of the craziness that was "LOL". We just wanted to get it all out, and with little regard for the effects that it would have on others. For God's sake, I posted a screen cap OF the chicken, and I'm lucky that I didn't blind the whole lot of you right then and there. Now that some time has passed though between now and that tragic time, I can look back and appreciate the contributions of others who were just trying to help us all cope. For those of you that weren't there in the early pages of this thread, I offer my support, and I just want you to know that it's not your fault. It's not your fault. I know you know, but it's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault...
  10. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Episode 97.5 — Minisode 97.5

    Down Syndrome French girl and the chicken?
  11. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Episode 97.5 — Minisode 97.5

    So basically, it was like no one even HAD to try in this movie?
  12. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Episode 97.5 — Minisode 97.5

    Wait, so Paul talks about how this is a remake of the French original with the same director, etc., and then goes on to call this "the one, the only..."?
  13. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Episode 97.5 — Minisode 97.5

    I thought it was a "Wings" spin-off starring Thomas Hayden Church.
  14. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    LOL

    Or maybe they can have the entire mini ep the next week.
  15. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    LOL

    I don't know, because lyrically that kind of sounds like late 90s Will Smith, where he'd basically tell the entire story of his latest film in about a three minute jam that heavily samples a well-known 80s riff.
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    LOL

    Jesus, it takes him like a year and a half to rip out that light post, and then several more months before anything happens, but when it DOES happen, it happens like a motherfucker from evvvvvvvvery angle, over and over and over...
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    LOL

    This is important people. Let the record show that on September 11 of this year, Smigg started the whole "Shit Dick" thing. Never forget...
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    Christmas suggestions

    Wasn't there a straight-to-video sequel to "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" from about a decade ago that just had Randy Quaid in it? I can't imagine it's any good...
  19. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Jingle All The Way 2?

    If you're a fan of the Santino character, I recommend listening to the episode of Chris Jericho's podcast that he did several months ago where he stays in character the entire time and goes unnecessarily deep into his completely phony backstory. Really funny stuff.
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    Left Behind (2014)

    All of Nicolas Cage's hairpieces DID get together and make a movie one time...
  21. PlanBFromOuterSpace

    Episode 96 — Monkey Shines

    Tiny people like "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" tiny, or tiny like "Tiptoes" tiny?
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    Episode 97 — Rhinestone: LIVE!

    "Would Patrick Swayze tearing the throat of ___________ make it better?" should be a question for EVERY episode. I mean, it was an interesting discussion already, but I think it could have added even more to the "Timothy Green" episode.
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    Episode 97 — Rhinestone: LIVE!

    Maybe this is a question for the Stallone podcast, but I wonder, if this movie was a success, would he immediately have followed it up with more comedies, thus robbing us the next year of what I consider to be two of the finest (what I can only assume are) documentaries on the Cold War ever produced?
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    Episode 96.5 — Minisode 96.5

    Speaking of liver being disgusting, my mom was super crazy good at finding creative ways to get me and my sister to start doing things for ourselves, which became essential once my parents split up and we became latchkey kids. One night, she made liver, which she loved and we absolutely hated. We bitched and moaned as usual, but this time, she tells us "If you guys eat every bit of it tonight, I'll never make you eat it again". Awesome! We scarf it right down. Fast forward a few weeks. Mom gets home from work one day, us kids are starving. "What's for dinner, mom?", I ask. "I'm going to make some liver", she says. "But mom, you promised we'd never have to eat liver again", I plead, to which she responds "That's right, you don't HAVE to have it, but that's what I'M making". I taught myself how to make grilled cheese that night and 20+ years later I still haven't had liver again.
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    Episode 96 — Monkey Shines

    And here I thought they were dissing Lance Guest. The man was the Last Starfighter, we owe him so much!
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