PlanBFromOuterSpace
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How is there NOT a honey-scented one?
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It's really not a contest. It's mullet of the GODS. Look at how it moves... My God, it's glorious...
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"Because You Watched..." Netflix suggestions that miss the mark
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to PlanBFromOuterSpace's topic in How Did This Get Made?
My old roommate told me about it, like saying how in the book it's even more bleak, because everything is essentially ash. As far as the movie goes, I was looking forward to seeing more of the other actors, and I think I would have been more pleasantly surprised if I didn't know they were in it to begin with, but nooooooooo, I actually read the description on the back of the Blu-Ray. I liked everyone that WAS in it, but Garret Dillahunt, who I've liked in other stuff, is gone pretty quick, and so is the guy who plays Chalkie on "Boardwalk Empire". I really thought Robert Duvall might be in more of it, and then Guy Pearce and Molly Parker literally show up in the last minute. Weeeeeaaaak. -
Actors who are underrepresented on the show
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Lando's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Also, there's a lot riding on whether or not there's a "funny" voice when he first opens his mouth too. If you can have the "Vengeance Trilogy", which are three movies by the same director about people getting revenge, and the "Cornetto" trilogy, three movies by the same team of people featuring a certain brand of frozen treat, can we at least have a name for the dozen or so comedies in a row where Adam Sandler spoke like a child/hick/mentally handicapped person/foreigner/childish foreign handicapped person? While we're at it, how about the Sylvester Stallone "Cop that plays by his own rules Decalogy" from the 80's-90's? -
"Because You Watched..." Netflix suggestions that miss the mark
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to PlanBFromOuterSpace's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Oh yeah? Well I would have gone all Lar Park-Lincoln from "Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood" (because you watched "Carrie") on your ass to defend myself! -
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Darian's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
That reminds me, did you see the stuff from about a year ago about the "actor" that tried to extort money from Harvey Weinstein and a bunch of other rich folks? His name is Vivek Shah, and it's well worth looking up, because it's fucking HILARIOUS. When he was busted, it was "'Dark Knight' actor arrested in extortion plot", and apparently he was "Middle Eastern Bank Customer" in what I'm guessing was the opening scene. But yeah, funny stuff surrounding him, and his surely self-written IMDB bio is pretty amazing. I myself have worked on a ton of stuff as an extra, stand-in, double, and driver, so if I ever end up doing anything terrible, or something terrible happens to ME, I'm curious as to how they'll make people click on the link to read the rest of the story? If there's a Batman movie coming out, it'll likely be "Dark Knight Rises" actor (I was one of about a billion Gotham City cops), or maybe "Avengers" actor if there's a Marvel movie out, due to me being in "Captain America: Winter Soldier" (I was one of about a billion SHIELD agents). To you guys though, I hope you'll always remember that I was best "known" for my work in "Abduction", where I was an emergency room patient, CIA agent, baseball fan, Jason Isaacs's body double, and the unseen arm that put the bomb in the oven. Good times. For more on my adventures on the set of "Abduction", check out that episode's page in the forum! -
Actors who are underrepresented on the show
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Lando's topic in How Did This Get Made?
His body of work is much smaller, and he has the "Wayne's World" movies, so percentage-wise, I think he's way better off than Sandler.. What else was he in? I can think of "Master of Disguise", "Clean Slate", and "Opportunity Knocks". His post-SNL solo movie career never really took off. -
"Because You Watched..." Netflix suggestions that miss the mark
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to PlanBFromOuterSpace's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Nah, it's just me being completely uninterested in TNG! -
"Because You Watched..." Netflix suggestions that miss the mark
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to PlanBFromOuterSpace's topic in How Did This Get Made?
And it gets worse the more specific you get, like when you add a documentary on police corruption in a small European town, it's like "Hey, you might want to check out 'Cop Out', because it ALSO has police in it". -
Actors who are underrepresented on the show
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Lando's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Or "Good Luck Chuck". Yeah, poor guy gets laid all the time but the girls keep ending up with someone else, and then BAM, skull caved in. A raunchy sex comedy that all of a sudden becomes "Auto Focus" at the end. How about "Planes"? Cook's plane self just gets beaten with shovels at the end. Fun for the whole family. -
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Darian's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Oh man, just an extra? I thought maybe we were dealing with a Chris Benoit situation where they went back and totally wrote him out of history or something. This story just got a lot less sexy... -
Actors who are underrepresented on the show
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Lando's topic in How Did This Get Made?
The movie "Mr. Brooks", where he's blackmailing serial killer Kevin Costner, was pretty decent. Maybe I just think that Dane Cook should be beaten to death with a shovel in EVERY movie. -
I liked it a lot too, but I saw crazy hyperbole in some of the reviews. The Rolling Stone blurb on the front of my awesome, awesome steelbook packaging called it "a game changer". Granted, a lot of those kind of reviews are written before general audiences get to see it, but it seems kind of silly when a movies comes out, makes no money, and permanently takes up residence in the cheap bin. That's fine though, because at least it DIDN'T inspire a host of imitators and still really stands out. Also, the people that are going to buy into the ComiCon hype have no willpower. They'll go see "Jonah Hex" on opening weekend, and they'll be the ONLY ones. It's everyone ELSE you have to win over, not the fanboy set.
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I hate that when they have those characters in movies, where they're the sickest, meanest, scariest things...just not in anything that YOU are going to get to see. I mean, we can't have this horrible person doing horrible things, because then you might not like them when they show some restraint and DON'T kill the kid this one time, right? Oh wow, I just remembered an amazingly shitty line: Guy that's about to get killed by Cyrus: "Cy..." Cyrus: "...Ounara" (and then sets the dude on fire or something) It's like Malkovich's character was sitting on that, just fuckin' WAITING for someone to just say PART of his name like that so that he could hit him with that epic burn right before killing them. Lazy screenwriting 101: The character with the one-liner/sick burn is psychic and knows how the scene is going to play out before everyone else.
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I'm not sure if there was any reaction to the movie when it came out, but at the time of it's release (?), Stevens STILL would have been the most dignified person on "Hollywood Squares".
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Episode 70.5 — Minisode 70.5
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I understand, and I think I may have actually oversold his fighting ability in the film. It was as if these guys that Seagal was "fighting" were going to run into walls or throw themselves through windshields anyway, and he just just happened to be standing between them, so he'd merely sidestep them and gently tap them on the shoulder and let them be on their way. Yeah, Seagal has all of the agility of an oak tree in this one. -
Episode 70.5 — Minisode 70.5
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I think it was in "Exit Wounds", which was sort of a comeback for Seagal at the time, that I noticed he'd adopted a new fighting style based on just standing there while someone runs at him, and then just sidestepping or grabbing the guy's shirt and pointing him at a wall, so as to allow the opponent to knock HIMSELF out. I remember a scene in particular where a bunch of guys are about to jack his truck or something, and they all take turns charging him, at which point they all end up getting put through the windshields of other nearby vehicles, saving Seagal's ride from destruction. What a fuckin' hero... -
Actors who are underrepresented on the show
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Lando's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Well, based on the size of the body of work, I'd say Dane Cook for no other reason than it would be over sooner. If it was running on an eternal loop, I think I'd still say Cook, because Sandler's films seem to be as much or even more of an assault on your hearing as they are on your eyeballs. In Sandler's case, I think I'd run the risk of losing my sight anyway based on the sheer force and frequency of eye-rolling. I'm afraid that my eyes might somehow detach themselves. -
Wow, the word "classic" gets misused a lot these days...
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PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Lando's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I'm a 2/$3 quarter pound Big Bite guy myself. -
Episode 15 — The Back-Up Plan
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to admin's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I already knew that they hated women, but I didn't realize that they hated AMERICA. -
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to BobbySchenkel's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Yeah, I picked a bad one once, and it got shit on, and then I was all.... ...but then I redeemed myself with a really good one and was all... -
Oh, he still had a few more in the tank before disappearing from theaters, including "Double Team" with Dennis Rodman (IT'S A SPORTS TERM! GET IT?!?!?!?), "Knock Off", co-starring Rob "Pasta Robot" Schneider, and "Universal Soldier: Holy Shit, Wait 10 Years and Watch Those New Ones Instead". Yeah, he didn't go away until about the turn of the century.
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The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to BobbySchenkel's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Have you ever seen "Only the Strong"? At the end *SPOILER ALERT* Mark Dacascos and a buncha dudes are showing off their Capoeira skills at a high school graduation, and everybody does a wicked move except for this one dude that LITERALLY just does a cartwheel. It's at 8:10. -
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to BobbySchenkel's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations