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Topics posted by NicholasSchleder
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-and I pity any girl who isn't me tonight. Because I'm a man. And men are obviously better in every way.
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As a hiker with a drinking problem once said, "I'd like a vodka on the rocks... literally"
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But really, the restraining order is just her way of playing hard to get
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CBB, almost as good as not getting an STD on your Thailand sex vacation. Almost.
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Come on, Michelle... Hop on this Barack O'boner...
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Dear Engineer/Intern who chooses the Comedy Bang Bang catchphrases: Choose this one.
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Gentlemen, you had my comedy. But now, you have my Bang Bang
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Hashtag Comedy Bang Bang. Ampersand ampersand apersand. Forward slash- FORWARD, not back
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Hey buddy, why don't you come over EAR and WOLF down some of this content!
By NicholasSchleder, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey mom- look away next time you hand me the lube and kleenex. We don't want this to start getting awkward.
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Hi I'm Scott Aukerman and I eat chow mein on the reg
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Hi I'm Scott Aukerman and I slept with my highschool Math teacher and still failed... Failed to find a condom!! I have a kid now.
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Hi I'm Scott Aukerman and I wasn't aware that The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo wasn't a comedy
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Hi I'm Scott Aukerman and the windows are tinted in my van for a reason!
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I have a bone to pick with you, nose. It's my finger bone.
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I'm all out of love- I'm so lost with out you, Comedy Bang Bang.
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I'm loving my new shirt from Benobos.com! It fits perfectly and made of 100% DCotton. Oh wait I forgot, the D is silent, right?
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I'm slow to start but quick to finish, welcome to comedy bang bang
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I'm sorry Janet, I just can't handle circuses! They're too in-tents!
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If God didn't want me to masturbate, then why'd he make my hands boobs so big? Badoinky Shloink.
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