NicholasSchleder

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's me mooning you with a slice of pizza hanging out of my ass - Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

By NicholasSchleder, June 2, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Yes, Police? Please help, my neighbor just finished locking himself in my basement for 3 weeks that stupid bitch

By NicholasSchleder, May 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Pixar announces "Finding Dory". I haven't even seen Finding Neemo yet. What the fuck did Dory do to Neemo?

By NicholasSchleder, November 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm sorry Janet, I just can't handle circuses! They're too in-tents!

By NicholasSchleder, November 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Oh god, please stop. I don't consent to this. Why aren't you listening to me? Please.. Don't...

By NicholasSchleder, October 12, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If God didn't want me to masturbate, then why'd he make my hands boobs so big? Badoinky Shloink.

By NicholasSchleder, June 28, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Mediocre, obscure, "comedic" phrase. This will be chosen for sure.

By NicholasSchleder, June 28, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Stop clenching your cheeks around me man, I am so over raping people.

By NicholasSchleder, November 13, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

No one ever pays me in BJ's

By NicholasSchleder, September 6, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The laughs will cramp your mouth hole

By NicholasSchleder, April 10, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If God REALLY frowned upon masturbation so much he would have made cum stains A LOT harder to get out

By NicholasSchleder, March 22, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm loving my new shirt from Benobos.com! It fits perfectly and made of 100% DCotton. Oh wait I forgot, the D is silent, right?

By NicholasSchleder, March 22, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

CBB, almost as good as not getting an STD on your Thailand sex vacation. Almost.

By NicholasSchleder, March 17, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

fuck catchphrases

By NicholasSchleder, February 26, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Come on, Michelle... Hop on this Barack O'boner...

By NicholasSchleder, February 13, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Tis a bad day to be a bidet indeed.

By NicholasSchleder, January 19, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This catchphrase is so meta, it's not even meta. It's Alternative.

By NicholasSchleder, January 15, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey buddy, why don't you come over EAR and WOLF down some of this content!

By NicholasSchleder, January 12, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Gentlemen, you had my comedy. But now, you have my Bang Bang

By NicholasSchleder, December 28, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This laughing makes me feel like podcast

By NicholasSchleder, December 17, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fish be flopping, right guys?

By NicholasSchleder, December 17, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm all out of love- I'm so lost with out you, Comedy Bang Bang.

By NicholasSchleder, December 12, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hashtag Comedy Bang Bang. Ampersand ampersand apersand. Forward slash- FORWARD, not back

By NicholasSchleder, November 13, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Dear Engineer/Intern who chooses the Comedy Bang Bang catchphrases: Choose this one.

By NicholasSchleder, September 28, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Sexy. Hot. Fun. Slutty. Lego. Comedy.

By NicholasSchleder, September 21, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions