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Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!

If you have time to Lean, then I recommend starting with The Bridge Over the River Kwai.

Don’t Blame Me. I voted for Kim Jong-un.

This isn’t the America I know. The America I know wears a red leather jacket, dances on light-up tiles, has a monkey named Bubbles.

Considered the worst Bollywood film in recent years. A "remake" of The Time Machine set in Mumbai. Here's the trailer (keep an eye out for the lightsaber):

All weather is sweater weather if you like to exist in a constant state of discomfort.

I don’t know what laurels are. But if they’re anything like the massage chairs at Brookstone, I will rest on them until the manager asks me to leave.

2016 Resolution: A Gabe Kaplan reference every episode.

Breaking down the bandleader odds: 50:1 - Kevin Eubanks 25:1 - Kevin Rudolf 12:1 - James Taylor 8:1 - Dan Deacon 4:1 - Open Mike Eagle 1:1 - Regina Crimp

If you think God never gives you more than you can handle, then clearly you've never watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

I don’t respond well to threats, but I do to baby shower evites!

Great year for CBB! People I hope we see more of in 2016: Thomas Middleditch, Bobby Moynihan, Claudia O'Doherty, John Gemberling, Fran Gillespie, Adam Pally, Mike O'Brien, Zach Woods... How has Ron Funches never been on the show?

Great ep! Fran Gillespie needs to be on the show more often.

Brandon killed it. I want that Dan poster.

Also, if you can't put out a t-shirt with Bono's drawing, can we get one the says "It doesn't exist!"?