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Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!

If you have time to Lean, then I recommend starting with The Bridge Over the River Kwai.

Don’t Blame Me. I voted for Kim Jong-un.

This isn’t the America I know. The America I know wears a red leather jacket, dances on light-up tiles, has a monkey named Bubbles.

Considered the worst Bollywood film in recent years. A "remake" of The Time Machine set in Mumbai. Here's the trailer (keep an eye out for the lightsaber):

All weather is sweater weather if you like to exist in a constant state of discomfort.

I don’t know what laurels are. But if they’re anything like the massage chairs at Brookstone, I will rest on them until the manager asks me to leave.

2016 Resolution: A Gabe Kaplan reference every episode.

Breaking down the bandleader odds: 50:1 - Kevin Eubanks 25:1 - Kevin Rudolf 12:1 - James Taylor 8:1 - Dan Deacon 4:1 - Open Mike Eagle 1:1 - Regina Crimp

If you think God never gives you more than you can handle, then clearly you've never watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

I don’t respond well to threats, but I do to baby shower evites!

Great year for CBB! People I hope we see more of in 2016: Thomas Middleditch, Bobby Moynihan, Claudia O'Doherty, John Gemberling, Fran Gillespie, Adam Pally, Mike O'Brien, Zach Woods... How has Ron Funches never been on the show?

Great ep! Fran Gillespie needs to be on the show more often.

Brandon killed it. I want that Dan poster.

Also, if you can't put out a t-shirt with Bono's drawing, can we get one the says "It doesn't exist!"?

Only thing that could have made this interview better was an ep of "What's your fuck-style?"

Too tempting not to make a list: - Ep #356 - Heynong Man (Jason Mantzoukas, Paul F. Tompkins) - Ep #355 - Kid Detectives (Lauren Lapkus, Thomas Middleditch) - Ep #351 - CBB: The Movie (Sean Clements, Hayes Davenport, Ben Rodgers & Hayley Huntley) - Ep #349 - The 6th Anniversary Show! (Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Thomas Middleditch, Neil Campbell, Mike Hanford, Joe Wengert, Paul Scheer & Erin Whitehead) - Ep #342 - A Silicon Valley P-Cast (Thomas Middleditch, Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr & Paul F. Tompkins) - Ep #341 - Banging the Table with Stars (Stars, Claudia O'Doherty & Neil Campbell) - Ep #338 - Be My Guest, Literally! (Michael Ableson, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus & Andy Daly) - Ep #336 - NOT Farts and Procreation 4 (Harris Wittels, Chelsea Peretti & Adam Scott) - Ep #335 - The Wedding of Gilli and Garry (Colin Hay, Gillian Jacobs & Paul F. Tompkins) - Ep #326 - 2014 Holiday Spectacular (Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Paul F. Tompkins, Brendon Small, James Adomian, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Besser, & Neil Campbell) And I'd vote Kid Detectives over Heynong Man for episode of the year (thus far).

Dreading listening to this episode.

I don’t believe in beating a dead horse, only shaving it for my wig collection.

Meester Wain

Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!

People in stone houses shouldn't throw glass. I gave you that punch bowl as a gift, Phillip.

Bravo, Paul F. Tompkins. Bravo.

David Axelrod? What happened to the wheels?

I play for keeps. Sometimes for crêpes. Occasionally for canapés. But mostly for keeps.