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Your tiger claw is no match for my actual tiger. (Get him, Clarence!)
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I play for keeps. Sometimes for crêpes. Occasionally for canapés. But mostly for keeps.
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Close friends call me Dot. Unfortunately I have no close friends.
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Just flew in from Seattle and, boy, are my arms tired! Probably because I strangled that man in the cargo hold.
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This town ain't big enough for the both of us. So why not invest in a timeshare?
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Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!
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Will I finally crack cold fusion once and for all, or will it just come out as ice cream again?
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I don’t respond well to threats, but I do to baby shower evites!
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People in stone houses shouldn't throw glass. I gave you that punch bowl as a gift, Phillip.
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If you think God never gives you more than you can handle, then clearly you've never watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
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I don’t know what laurels are. But if they’re anything like the massage chairs at Brookstone, I will rest on them until the manager asks me to leave.
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Keep your friends close and your falcon closer. Or it will fly away. Take it from an expert.
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I don’t believe in beating a dead horse, only shaving it for my wig collection.
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All weather is sweater weather if you like to exist in a constant state of discomfort.
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If you have time to Lean, then I recommend starting with The Bridge Over the River Kwai.
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This isn’t the America I know. The America I know wears a red leather jacket, dances on light-up tiles, has a monkey named Bubbles.
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Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!
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