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Right, but that's how they name them. Neanderthal is also named after a place. They are named after their place of first discovery. The joke is how pedestrian a place it is to make such a discovery.

"The Easy Way to Stop the Music" by Alan Carr.

Haven't seen it, but, seriously, how could this not be awesomely bad?!?

I can definitively say the explanation of Sleepaway Camp is wrong because they refer, in the opening, to Ricky not coming with his mom (The Doctor) because he's spending time with his dad. So it is impossible for Ricky to be the son of the lover of Angela's dad. Nice try, though.

I remember It's Your Move. It was awesome.

Screwballs is the movie you're talking about with the guy pulling on the girl's top. It's a classic of the sex romp genre in the mold of Porky's or Seniors.

I thought you said that song something to do with Star Trek. I must've misheard you -- Never mind.

Omg: What current trend will be looked back as silly?!? All the hipster nonsense, the duck dynasty beards and weird steam punk outfits, and so on. One thing that's interesting, with this being a female teen wolf, is the arc of teen wolf is the main character pursuing the hot but vapid girl and realizing the fun friend is who he should be with. But in teen witch, she wants the hot guy and ends up with the hot guy. So it's more of his arc to be less superficial. I don't understand why anyone thinks Molly Ringwald should end up with Duckie. She's just not into him. Why should she settle for the guy she doesn't want just because the one she wants might be a jerk. If he's a jerk, fine: Don't date him, but find a hot guy who isn't a jerk. It's just not true to life that being nice and deserving translates to love.

Yep: You've successfully described the conceit of the movie. Good job.

Just a strange little movie about a girl who's a fire starter -- Or is she?!?

"He had a spare!"

Rearranged IBM vs. Apple in a 1984 world. Maybe the secret inspiration for Apple's 1984 style Macintosh ads?

Mr. Tops, the God of this story, is played by the same guy as the villain from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, who can be seen as a kind of Satan character. He is preventing the paradise that Bill and Ted's music is meant to usher in. Ironic much?

Well, there was the series ... Briefly. Seriously, fun movie with unfortunate, product of its time, casting.

So, Larry King is in suspenders animation?!?

Again, it's a comedy where all the craziness is intentional. You'd just be describing a funny movie.

Or rather, expecting sense of a thing that ought to make sense, because that's the whole point of storytelling.

"I've seen hairier chests on Molly Ringwald." Nothing to do with this movie, just an odd line from the porn Bratgirl.

"Don't underestimate the number of times I can shoehorn the word 'underestimate' into the dialog." - G. Lucas, probably.

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Of course with Amidala, you get a selection, since there's Natalie, Rose and Kiera, at least, as the Queen and her doubles. So, really, you can count a number of the handmaidens: Padmé, Sabé, Rabé, Saché, Dormé, Couché, Maydé, Vandelé, Feliciadé, ... Some of those may not have made the final cut.

Watch this so you can see, no matter how terrible the prequels were, it was possible to be so much worse.

Gotta commend you for being willing to do this special. I couldn't even manage 10 minutes of it.

"I went to Hot Dog at the theatre, expecting a tube of questionable meat preferably served in a small sliced loaf of bread, and instead was served a movie about skiing. I don't understand. If it was a movie, I think the title should have reflected that." Really, though, it's your regular garden variety 80s sex romp, like Porky's or Hard bodies. I doubt seriously you can have more fun having it explained to you, than you would by merely watching it.

"What the fuck a Chinese downhill?!?" "Kiss my ass, not on this side, not on that side, but right in the middle." This is actually a pretty hilarious movie, even though it's still crap. Watched this so many times as a teen.