vgfitzger

Enough with the non-sequitor, meta, and ironic catchphrases. From now on, serious catchphrase submissions only please.

Since everyone else here is too scared of Besser's "Agree to Disagree" hammer coming down on them, I'll say what everyone is thinking but not saying for fear of improv retribution. Isn't it ironic that Matt cut together 90 minutes of himself railing against someone's laziness as a way to lazily get out of having to put together a new podcast this week? Jus' saiyan. Aukerman never misses a week.

Did the tears streaming down my face come through in my voice?

Tony Clifton is a real person. It was Kauffman's ultimate hoax, to convince the world that a real person was a ficticious character, which is considerably harder than the opposite.

Tony Clifton is a real person. It was Kauffman's ultimate hoax, to convince the world that a real person was a ficticious character, which is considerably harder than the opposite.

Is no one else dying to know how Kyle broke Tig's heart? They put all their dirty laundry on display, but lost nerve when it came time to show the delicates. It's like if they didn't end up telling the David beach shit story.

When it seemed for a second that David wasn't going to tell the embarassing story that Tig teased I almost wrote a letter to my congressmen. I don't think the world could have handled the case of blue balls that we would have contracted if David didn't come through by giving us the ill full release with that poop story.

Personally, I am looking forward to September 2012. I really started disliking them when they won the time cruch challenge by splaying defloweration stories like a couple of podcasting whores when the other two teams had legit entertaining offerings. Also, if I hear Elizibeth BRAAAAG about her dead parents one... more... time.

I really wanted to know how Hawking was masturbating. Was it some sort of robotically articulated fleshlight? A masturbation valet? Or just sheer force of will? I found the answer to my question after a quick perusal of the literature pertaining to the subject.http://wiki.answers....king_masturbate

When Proops is going on and on about something I can't help but think that his internal dialogue sounds like, "Just don't stop talking Proops. If no one can get a word in edgewise, then maybe they won't be able to draw attention to the fact that my name sounds like 'Poops'."

Neither I nor anyone here enjoyed the "Commenter's Corner" segment. It should probably be discontinued immediately, no need to try it twice.

Yeah, I'll Skype in to try to match wits with a career improviser and 3 of his merciless friends. Hopefully you'll come away with a new found respect for rain water catchment systems after this.

"Catchment" by itself usually means the water not the tank or barrel itself, it just hits the ear wrong, Besser was fine though I guess. Koechner is still wrong though.

That last scene was so annoying. Catchment is collected rainwater or the collection of rainwater, when Besser said "We're in a catchment," that didn't make any sense, Koechner even said that catchment, "Is not a thing." When ignorance and over confidence collide, it's like listening to nails on a chalkboard. For example, I'm sure Besser would be annoyed if someone improvised a scene based on an unironic assertion that the persecution of atheists is not a thing, since he seems to think that's a thing. They pulled it out in the end though, by constructing a human perpetual pee fountain.