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Hey that's more common than one would think. After listening to a recent interview with Timothy Olyphant, he said he did the Hitman movie only because he didn't think Deadwood wouldn't get cancelled after they raised their salaries and he had just bought a house that he had to pay off. He then said he didn't want to do a sequel to it because he was still living in the same house. Another person who does shit movies for the check is Gene Hackman who has said he does movies he knows are bad because they'll pay him a few million bucks which allows him to buy more fine art.

That and Charmed.

I like how the main star, writer, producer, fight choreographer, and singer on the soundtrack is M.C. Kung Fu while the director is "Philthy" Phil Phillips.

What's great is how much they mess with the timeline of Death Race and its sequels. In the Statham one, Frankenstein was ONE win away from freedom. Yet it seems that series take place every week. And add to the fact that they go on an international circuit for Death Race in this new sequel. And where is Ian McShane? He was staying in the prison in the first movie because he liked prison and couldn't handle the outside world, but in the prequels he is no where to be seen.

Can we start a new tally for Jason-isms? We have already heard people do a literally count, so can we have a count for "what is happening," "dumb-dumb," "dildo," and "this made me furious."

It definitely has one of those out of left field, Sleepaway Camp, endings. Would be an interesting episode.

I still don't understand how M. Night still gets funding for movies, he has officially become the more popular, and I use that term loosely, Uwe Boll. The only good thing about this movie was that the deaths/suicides were pretty interesting to watch, otherwise this thing was shit. From talking about dying bees, to how the crazy couple had to have enough hot dogs for their trip to safety, to Zooey having guilt about meeting a friend for dinner and acting like she cheated on Marky Mark rather than the usual trope of the man feeling that way, this movie sucked balls. And to top it off you have people running around afraid of changing wind and Marky Mark being literally out-acted by a plastic plant!

To be fair he didn't use much of the Razor Ramon voice in WCW, but then again he was shitfaced 24/7 by that time. What's funny though is the only reason he did that character was because Vince McMahon is notorious for catching onto movie trends way after their prime and had never seen Scarface, so he thought Hall made an original character and signed him. I was also waiting for Jon Voight to pull a toothpick out of his mouth and toss it at the camera Ice Cube was lugging around.

Yep, works like a charm now. Thanks!

Even more frightening is that the movie had a budget of $7.5 million. Hey at least it made more than Zyzzyx Road which starred Katherine Heigl and Tom Sizemore which after being in one theater for one week grossed $30, the lowest of all time. The only reason it was put into a domestic theater was a obligation from the SAG.

Cyborg gorillas, diamond lasers, giant volcanoes, killer hippos, and Bruce Campbell, this movie has everything!

They were on a motorcycle and Jean Reno chased after them in his jumbo jet. Can't forget that scene etched into my brain due to heavy crappiness.

This movie is especially bad when you consider it was made decades earlier with a fraction of the budget, no WWE influence, and a message that wasn't beating you over the head. Why they thought adding Starlight Express-style sets makes no sense when it would have worked if they kept it as a more violent version of roller derby. The night vision scene is insane and the director should have been fired the second the idea came out. The only other notable thing in this movie is that it is the only time I have seen LL Cool J die in a movie, since he has survived instance of almost being eaten by sharks, shot in the head, and attack by Michael Myers.

This is another guilty pleasure that I own (along with Super Mario Bros., Sleepaway Camp, and Judge Dredd) that for some reason I find entertaining. It is an interesting enough premise where profilers are trying to read each other to see who is a killer and the deaths are interesting and new for a whodunnit horror movie, but this thing is weighed down by the cheese factor that Slater, Kilmer, and J bring to the movie. And this movie further pushes the idea that LL Cool J must have a clause in his contracts that states that he can't die in movies, outside of Rollerball (another movie that should be done on the show). He has survived being bitten by giant smart-sharks, shot in the head, and in this movie he apparently has his neck broken by falling onto steel steps, only to get up and save the day at the last minute and give a cheesy one liner: "Now we know what his weakness is, bullets." Christian Slater and Val Kilmer fall into the category of stars who have crap movies but fall under that heavy shadow cast by Cage, Pacino, and Stallone.

Who would have thought a movie based on the very cult late night cartoon on early 90s MTV would be a blockbuster? Also, who did Charlize owe money to in order to have to make this movie?

To be honest, some things have happened in society that come from Demolition Man. Groups trying to ban swearing, people calling for cops to use tactics that are more like positive reinforcement, and I think I saw three sea shells in the bathroom of a Applebee's.

With all of the cameos in the movie, it came off as an even shittier version of The Muppets Movie.

De Niro plays Fearless Leader, the boss of Boris and Natasha who are played by Jason Alexander and Renee Russo, respectively.

I absolutely hated this movie. I went with my family on Christmas Day to see this in Imax and 3d and regretted it once I heard Unobtanium. From the overt messages of racism to Americans are brutal land stealers, this movie seemed like it wanted me to loathe it. Add to the fact that the CGI was really cartoony, cheesy environmental love, and hair sex, this movie blows. Also, the fact that aliens with bows and spears and forest animals can defeat a giant army with huge robots, machine guns and other giant machines is absurd. Now that they are making at least 2 more movies, using the shitty 48 FPS from The Hobbit, I can only cringe as the fanboys will be gearing up about how great these movies are. Then you have Cameron saying that there will be Chinese Navii, which I don't know how that's possible since they aren't on Earth, but he needs to put them in order to film in China, Cameron has really cemented his title as one of Hollywood's biggest douches. As for this movie being a direct ripoff of Dances With Wolves/Ferngully/Pocahontas, here is a great breakdown of how it's exactly like those movies: http://cheezburger.com/3034350592

This to me is like Ocean's 12 where the last 45 minutes of the movie didn't need to happen. This movie, for being a cheap action movie, had one of the most complicated plans by a bad guy so that he may score some money. I think he didn't give Rudy all of the information so that it wouldn't seem too obvious to him. That way he would have a chance of being killed if they found out he wasn't Nick, because either way OG Nick and Charlize would still double cross the Sinise gang and with Rudy dead, it would be one less person to worry about.

It was in the morning it looked like so people could see a bruised and bloodied guy in a Santa suit putting wads of ccash into their mailbox.

God this movie is crap. It had a decent opening with the foreshadowing of the aftermath of the heist, but then everything falls apart. Let's not forget that this whole plot by Charlize Theron and Ben Affleck's buddy hinged solely on the idea that Affleck would be enough of a scumbag to play himself off as the buddy in order to get into Charlize's pants. If he never did that, the Sinise gang would be dead in the water as far as their plan went. At least you get to see Charlize's tits.

Hey the XFL could make a comeback.

I've think I've seen Jack and TJ on a couple episodes of Cops before.

Wow, Norm must have hit a dry spell at the horse tracks to need to do this hunk of crap.