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That is horrifyingly calming.
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I just watched the god awful Stage Fright, which she has a bit part in as the main character's mother, and she is truly dreadful. Thankfully she is served up as the opening kill which sets off the course of events in the movie, which made me cringe because it is following a trend in horror deaths where a person is stabbed through the mouth, either through the front or back of the head, and splits and knocks out a bunch of teeth in the process. It's a truly cringe worthy kill and her's was pretty brutal.
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Jem and The Holograms (2015)
RyanSz replied to Grand Moff Talkin''s topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
That sounds like what Uwe Boll did in House of the Dead by randomly cutting in gameplay footage of the game as his form of scene transitions. Also, whenever a character died, a shot of them spinning on a lazy Susan would be shown and then fade to red like a game over screen. -
Yeah somehow Death Spa has been getting a lotta love recently from horror sites and the suck and was recently released on special edition Blu Ray, so it's not surprising it would be the Halloween episode.
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Yeah everyone knows the most common password is 12345... shit now I gotta change mine.
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These shirts started coming on sale at Ript Apparel on different dates, though they change every 24 hrs, but they are ssssooooo goood. Can't wait to buy the third to go along with the first two.
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Nice, a Tongue of the Fatman reference.
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That guy always creeped the shit outta me.
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I love this movie, and apparently critics do as it sits at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, and think it would make for a great episode. It seems that a crapton of people in Long Island just decided to make summer camp slasher movies on year because the accents in this movie are off the wall thick. The kills are great, especially the raft scene, and it's amazing to see how many future stars are in this movie.
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Well of course, what else are you going to use her for?!
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There's the movie I wanna see: James Woods and Danny Baldwin doing lines in that hotel room while the hooker is tied up nude on the bed.
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I honestly think the amount of cocaine he was allegedly doing during this film would make his Lester Diamond character pull back in horror. From him talking about boners to how he's talking 500 words a minute makes me amazed that anyone thought he would be the best choice for the lead role.
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I just re-watched this last night and holy shit I forgot how insane it is. First you have James Woods acting like he felt this was going to become a franchise for him (there was a sequel starring Jon Bon Jovi), that he was even more over the top than usual. You have a team of slayers made up of every goon actor at the time, who are quickly destroyed by the main vampire, who breaks up their party of whores and booze which is chaperoned by the town sheriff and the team priest, a party which had apparently been taking part every night for weeks at that point according to dialogue between said cop and preacher. Yet the piece de resistance is Daniel Baldwin, who was at the height of his cocaine addiction, holding one of the prostitutes hostage in a hotel room as she transforms into a vampire. I honestly feel they just set up a camera in his hotel room during one of his binges as he proceeds to strip her and tie her to the bed for no real reason, beat her, threaten to kill her, and gets completely fucked up.
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Just realized that all of the 80s workout videos and a crapton of movies covered by the show are the inspiration to about 70% of the Brazzers network.
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Sam Rockwell needs to come into every scene he's in ever like that.
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While many would point to Friday the 13th movies 7, 8, or 10, as the most laughably bad in the series. Friday 9, titled Jason Goes to Hell, might be the most insane entry for a lot of small things. From Jason as fans recognize him being in the movie only for about 10 minutes to a previously unannounced demonic angle to his powers, there is a lot that could be dissected in this movie. There's also a bounty hunter who threatens a baby with a knife, two cops (played by former LA morning radio hosts Mark & Brian) who are apparently blowing each other in the bathroom, a Jason demon fetus, and a cliffhanger ending that would leave fans waiting for Freddy vs. Jason for a decade. There is a lot of great makeup and special effects in this movie since Greg Nicotero was working on it, but there is a funny scene when an actor is shooting a Jason possessed person and you can clearing see him wearing work goggles to protect himself from the squib being set off in the shot.
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I still think the movie with the most complete lack of editing is Birdemic.
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I think Claire Daine's character comes out okay as she wasn't actively trying to take her sister's boyfriend and was there to help her sister through a difficult situation. The gay couple did have a moment of dickishness when SJP was asking why Keaton would want her kids to be gay considering how rough many had had it trying to come out into a world that doesn't truly accept them yet, and why she would want a rough life for her kids. The boyfriend got pissed at her then when she asked if he got what she was trying to say, by sort of connecting it to the trials of black people and the Civil Rights Movement and gay people at the time, and the boyfriend instantly became hostile, but that was really the only scene. Then there's the daughter who's the stay at home mom who lets her one kid run roughshod over the house and get into everything, like SJP's shoes, which she ends up breaking and the whole family just laughs it off and gets pissed at SJP for being mad at this inconsiderate and unapologetic mother and daughter. Yet the worst might be Rachel McAdams who is actively trying to destroy SJP solely for the fact of who she is and how she works, with really nothing else motivating her.
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Apparently a French court thought so. http://www.movies.com/movie-news/lockout-escape-from-new-york-lawsuit/19371
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RyanSz replied to Grand Moff Talkin''s topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I remember seeing the poster and to me it looked like when College Humor would make a fake trailer of a dark re-imagining of a kids cartoon, yet the trailer is not even in the same ballpark in tone as what the poster seemed to be giving off. -
This movie pissed me off because it created characters who were so much caricatures of political ideals. Sarah Jessica Parker was very much meant to come off as a conservative with a stick up her ass while the entire family she visits is the most liberal family every created. Liberals would see this family and go "goddamn tone it down a bit!" From the dad who smokes with with his sons, to the daughter who's a teacher who laments on the issues teachers face in this country, to the gay, deaf son who's in an interracial relationship, SJP's character didn't stand a chance. It was really cringe worthy when they had the discussion about Diane Keaton wishing all of her kids were gay and Parker trying to bring up the point of how hard that life is with public perception at the time, and is basically treated like Hitler in a second by everyone at the table, including her boyfriend. Then of course the ending is so much in the vein of the Wayne's World "super happy ending" where everyone gets what they want and they all bond over the loss of this family member who was kinda hostile throughout the movie.
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I get that and hopefully this helps. Though I think that with how much she has the look of Carol Danvers, the almost seems like a shoe-in, especially if she keeps winning and remaining in the spotlight with the UFC.
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With him directing/writing this movie has some hope, as Alpha Dog was a great crime/insane-o movie. My only fear about this is Rousey's acting as everything she has been in she's pretty stiff when not shooting or punching anyone. Though Swayze wasn't a Daniel Day Lewis so the bar isn't that high.
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Probably the closest places for me would be any of the comedy clubs in San Francisco, since its a more metropolitan city than Sacramento, most likely Cobb's since that's where a lot of podcasts seem to be recorded.
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That's become a common occurrence with people selling their stories of ordeals that they were in, whether they were true or not, so it's not too far fetched to see people wanting to sell their story. Chuck Palahnuik wrote a great book called Haunted which was based on the premise of people on a writing retreat realizing that they would not write a great work of literature so they instead sabotaged their living quarters and food in order to come off as survivors of a horrific accident in order to sell that story instead.