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Just watch this trailer... https://youtu.be/sAb3J7WONhE

Profess ignorance on given subject. Give strong opinions on the very same subject. Look like asshole. Thank you Jason, I would have missed this. I'm just gonna leave this here, I think you'll like it. Just kidding you can't tell the difference between The Roots or Gucci Main, or Talib Kweli or Lil Wayne.

I agree Blast. Beautiful but useless. The first time I saw a preview for this movie, I was confused. It looked like a silly kids movie. But the ad was during an Adult Swim show. I was thinking to myself, "There is no way this movie is rated R, it would have no audience. It must be based on a book or old TV show. Because it's presented like you already know him." But the previews do not made me want to read the books though.

This is a post apocalyptic fantasy martial arts remake of "The Warriors." http://youtu.be/PVKmBZ0IhsA I would love to know how this was made.

Yeah they pretty much destroy this movie on MST3K. But I think these guys could still make a great podcast about it. It's got enough stupidity to go around.

How has no one suggested this? A movie so bad the studio had to make fake threats to itself, upload a few of their own films to the internet, and cause a faux-controversy...All to cover up the fact that their movie is garbage. This movie is so bad that Sony did all this so they could use patriotism to save the stars' careers. Feeling like someone tried to take away your right to choose is supposed to make you tolarate mediocrity. People are going to see this crap and go, "That was great, fuck you North Korea!"

Yeah, Santa's Slay is awful. But this movie is filled with wtf moments. I just watched it with my family. My daughter could not believe what she was seeing. It was worth it to see her reaction. Sorry about starting a new thread, I did a search.

The Gingerdead Man - Original Trailer: Do I need to say anything.

Not trolling, this movie is bad. I am really asking if anyone thought this was good. I can't believe anyone liked it. That's why I recommended it. Usually you see people saying not to do a movie because it was good. But no one is saying that. I figured the Earwolf forums could take a joke. Especially in a forum about laughing at movies.

Everyone is taking this all rather seriously... Did you guys like this movie? There's no way you liked this movie.

I thought that song at the beginning of the movie sounded familiar, but I knew I had never heard it. That's more like it.

Just wanted to point out that the black lady with the terrible weave who can't ride a bike is Peppa, from Salt and Peppa fame. With her horrible Latoya Jackson nose job.

These are very disturbing. I mean if you bang a puppet that's your business. But you marry it? You get it pregnant? You have the baby? Does your house have a roof? What do the puppet masters make of all this?

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Thank you for the Ghostface/Mary J. Blidge track at the beginning. That is one of my favorite songs. I marked out when I heard, "What they give you blood?" I was told to stop.playing it at work cause it's too sad.

This is a good one to do. I caught it the other day. I laughed my ass off. It's incredibly stupid. Marlon Wayans as the Power/tap teacher kills me. It would be a funny episode. I bet Jason like it.

I'm still pissed the matrix chose Hot Rod over Ultra Magnus. Are you kidding me? Yeah you killed Optimus, but Starscream? Starscream!!! I gotta calm down.

http://youtu.be/53CfBO-uZcY Trailer Martin Kove (bad guy from Karate Kid) stars, that's right STARS in this 80’s classic. Review: http://www.comeuppancereviews.com/2011/02/steele-justice-1987.html?m=1 It has everything you could want from an 80’s action movie, Unlikeable hero? Check! Generic Asian bad guy? Check! Terrible American movie fight scenes? Check! Cars flipping and exploding? Check! Deadly poisonous pet? Check! Lady punched in face? Check! Cheesey '80 music video turned shootout? Check! Little orphan with pogtails? Check! Gun that shoots knives? Check! Black cop in a suit? Check! Murder with no legal consequences? Check!

While your comments were technically "better" than mine. I was last so...I'll be taking credit.

This movie is "bananas". It would be perfect. The pommel horse "just chillin", the bad guys running into his legs instead of just standing back and watching. Pure Genius.

Can you rape an animal if it's in heat? Is a dog banging a chick considered raping the dog? Isn't he doing it to himself? How exactly do you know the animal wasn't asking for it? I can't wait for this debate, than I'll know for sure.

Wait, what? Bill Simmons is terrible. As an NBA fan I hate every time he opens his mouth. Just look at Jalen's face every time Simmons begins speaking. He tries to come at things from a 'different' angle, to show how different he is. But it's always something stupid.

"Black people seem to love it." Count me in, the "Hell Baby" cast seems awesome. Don't see why it appeals to black people though. "You have piqued my curiosity."

Actually gully is from India, it means street or dirty. And brolic is not a mispronunciation of Broly, it's having the qualities of Broly -thus brolic. Guess people in the "hood" aren't just dumb. They put a little thought into it.

The god is the bible didn't mind rape too much. Remember he had Lot give his daughters the the rapists, so his angels would be pure. He seems not to mind women getting raped. Remember he also killed Job's entire family just to prove a point to the devil. God seems to be a bit of a selfish asshole.