Jordan Roberts

I've heard homophobia blend seamlessly into homo-erotica on sports talk radio and I will not tolerate intolerance...but I will eroticate erotica.

Sometimes you have to ask yourself, "Have I yanked enough nose hairs out today?"

We have a helluva show for you today so you can put that in your pipe and take it to the bank while the iron's hot.

Ask me how I vote and I'll proudly tell you, it's Reginald I elect.

There's a rustle in your head bro.

Hey it's a silly rule that I follow, I'm not judging you, I just don't like to wear shorts after dark.

When that drink tastes like basement bringing on a liver quiver, sometimes it's best to cuddle through the pain.

Everybody knows that pizza tastes better pantsless.

It's hard to float while you motorboat.

Tastes like basement.