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  1. The fact that this song in particular was not even touched upon upset me. Yeah, every other song is bad, they are unoriginal and bland, but if there was ever a song that warranted the resurrection of the Razzie's Worst Original Song Category, it would be Baby Paris Hilton's number:
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    Omission: Alexa's "Villain Song" in From Justin To Kelly

    It is soooo unbearably bad, and comes out of nowhere (Seriously, the scene opens on her sitting at the bar, the song and dance begins, and then she just gets back into her chair like nothing has happened) and it is on hell's level of annoyingly catchy.
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    Spice World!

    This is such a guilty pleasure, certainly the best of the 1998 Razzie Nominees. I mean, the beginning song and the ending song are the best parts. When they start talking, it goes insane. But the most damning thing about Spice World isn't in the movie. In the Music Video for "Too Much", scenes from the movie are sliced into the video, and I mean a good 50% of the video, and EVERYTHING is seen. The Aliens, the Bus Bomb, the Army Uniforms, Roger Moore. It is just Amazing.
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    Obsessed (2009)

    Has anyone brought up the Gay Best Friend of Ali Larter that makes this movie possible. Because HOURS could be spent on him But if you do this, DO IT AS A LIVE SHOW. I need audiences to react to the Beyonce-Ali Larter fight scene (To Quote Jackie Clarke, "She flies across this counter and the audience is like "More!") and this priceless gem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tekW6XoWhZs
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    The Avengers (1998)

    I'd just like to point out, in a very 88 Minutes sort of way, that Uma Thurman's character is not a spy. She is a scientist. The Ministry treats her like a spy, Sean Connery and Ralph Finnes treat her like a spy, she is not a spy. If she kills people, she can be tried, she has no jurisdiction. I know in the original series she was an "Unofficial Spy", but as far as this movie is concerned, her rank is just a scientist. Also, Sean Connery's Final Scene deserves some recognition on this show.
  6. I know that you get tons for the sequel (that is horrible) but do you have to ignore the insanity in the first one? Just go for broke and take on both! The fact that both movies have an Rough Sex Scene. Comparing Sharon Stone's Boobs in both of them. Jeanne Tripplehorn just looks doe-eyed, and the fact that everyone in both movies suffers from bipolar disorder. And Sharon Stone's Face in the climax of the sequel is just perfect. Every actor just chewing up the scenery. If Basic Instinct 2 is boring for your tastes, soothe the boredom by watching the first one and see the fall from entertaining insane smut to boring insane smut.
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    Town & Country (2001)

    I also want to point out that, after rewatching the movie on a really boring day, I was really too nice when it came to the reediting. The job they did deserves to be brought to the masses through this show. Also, the Four 5-star Amazon reviews are amazing. "Regardless of the poor reviews, I predict that Town and Country will prove to be a sleeper classic. A Tour de Force and a Breath of Fresh Air." -Aleta M. Daley
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    Taken 2

    After seeing this today, Holy Shit. I know it's been months since the guys did a movie in theaters (Green Lantern, The Smurfs, etc), but By God, a hand grenade is thrown onto a parking lot and explodes for the sole purpose of giving Liam Neeson an estimate of how far away he is. Also, there appears to be no authority in Istanbul beyond Hotel Security. When the end credit music is the song from the Internet Explorer commercial, this is something amazing.
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    Town & Country (2001)

    Diane Keaton has no redeemable qualities in this, despite the fact that I believe you are supposed to feel some sort of sympathy for her (I actually don't know who they think we're supposed to support in this movie) She's just sorta there as nothing substantial. I was more interested in Goldie Hawn and psycho-Andie MacDowell than her.
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    Town & Country (2001)

    Oh, and Warren Beatty and Goldie Hawn have fuck scenes. Just sayin. (No nudity, but they are just old and implausible)
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    Bad Halloween Movies!

    The Haunting (1999) should be done if for no other reason, than the fact that Jan de Bont directed it, that it desecrates the ideas from the 1960's original, and that the teaser and the official trailer are just...take a look. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsg0HZq0MNw
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    October horror themed suggestions

    PLEASE DO The Hand That Rocks The Cradle! a.k.a B-Movie version of Fatal Attraction. The setup of the movie's premise is absolute insanity, Rebecca De Mornay has the craziest reations to anything, The fact that Annabella Sciorra's character has Asthma and uses an inhaler, The fact that Julianne Moore is in this and her scene in the Greenhouse. And do not get me started on Ernie Hudson, who is playing a MENTALLY DISABLED PERSON. Does that play into the plot? Take a guess. Just sum it all up with that famous line. "It's my family." This would be perfect for you guys! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjtfG8r14Uk
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