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Oh man. Oh manohmanohmanohmanohmanohman. I had to look up what movies had came out this summer to see if there was anything worse that those past 96 minutes (After Earth was that movie, but that's beside the point) This...is bona fide HDTGM material. There was no sense of plot, of action, of direction. Things were just appearing on the screen with no explaination about what was going on. I could not, for the life of me, understand what the fuck Jeff Bridges was saying for the majority of the movie. The entire plan laid out by Kevin Bacon's character is unbelievable, there is a scene that I read in the Wikipedia synopsis that, I swear to God, never happened in this movie. The goddamn wife, the body avatars, Jeff Bridges eating fucking Indian Food, the fact that Indian Food is actually significant to the plot, it...it.. This is, simply put, a "What is Happening?" movie. We can wait for the DVDs, but this needs to be touched on eventually.
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Guys, I caved in and bought a ticket. In the theater now, I'll keep track of any WTF.
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3
inactiveuser501 replied to PhillipMedoc's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
C'mon guys, we all know that Dog Quinceaneras are a real thing that has dated back to the Aztec Empire. As a first generation Hispanic-American, I know all the stories from my grandmother and am planning my little dog's big day. Jokes aside, I will probably be a loser and watch this series in canon before I see this movie. Force of habit.- 20 replies
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The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992)
inactiveuser501 replied to inactiveuser501's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I was actually ashamed that it took me a while to realize that the gynecologist molested Annabella Sciorra. I honestly did not notice that he took off the glove. This really is a movie that I would watch over and over again because of the insanity in it. Just how easily Rebecca DeMornay becomes the nanny for these people is crazy. And don't get me started on Julianne Moore's character. -
Radio (2003) - Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Ed Harris
inactiveuser501 replied to DoodyKnife's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Holy Shit, I just rewatched this last night, and I can't believe how much insanity there is. The girls locker room scene, Chickenshit, that poor daughter who's used as a secondary conflict, the fucking police scene, it is bananas. Also, no one has brought it up, so I'll just be the first to say it. Ed. Harris. Is. Fucking. Garbage. Here. For me, his character was one of the most unlikable and unsympathetic things in this movie. There is a scene where he cannot take Radio on a school bus to an out of town tournament because of the Principal and he gives him a ride home LEAVES RADIO AT THE SCHOOL IN THE FUCKING RAIN WITH NO RIDE HOME. I want his character to be torn a new one. Also, Alfre Woodard says, in this movie, the exact problem with this movie AN ACTUAL LINE FROM THE MOVIE THAT DEFINES GLORIFIED MASCOT. -
I'm still not sure what to make of Ryan Reynolds' career at this point and legitimately want to know if he's considered a box office draw. Also, did anyone else think from the trailers that the woman who was playing Ghost of Jeff Bridges' human form was Connie Britton? Because when I found out it was a random model, I couldn't help but be grateful she wasn't in this.
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That review was amazing. It almost convinced me to see it just to make fun of it.
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I'm still hoping and praying that Rhinestone will be available to the masses soon for a review.
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That's interesting, because I also read about the gay undercurrents ahead of time, and felt that it didn't disappoint. It may also have to do with the fact that this is a children's movie dealing with childish people in child like situations, and not a child in sight. There was sort of a naive innocence that made me think that "They are trying to get away with this because it's a children's film, but the actors make it infinitely more creepy/laughable" if a child was learning how to swim with another guy, or was having severe girl trouble, it would be fine, but seeing a 17 year old made me think "there's something more here" Because I didn't see it as awkward, I genuinely thought he did not give a shit about his love interest and had sort of a "Well I guess I like her" attitude. Of course every character in this movie could just be a goddamn dummy and I'd be fine with that theory.
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I haven't seen this movie, and honestly I was afraid to because I thought Wiki's characterization of "McCarthy's trademark Toilet Humor" and mention on the barfing on boobs scene would scar me for life. But I survived Nothing But Trouble, so I can survive this.
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I REALLY can't believe I have to defend this, but did you watch the same movie? It wasn't two men in a swimming pool, it was more of Justin Cone's character being in that pool with the character. I don't know if it's his line reads, the fact that we first see him in tight jeans shorts, the director's previous work on soft-gay porn where people say scenes like this (shirtless men doing nothing) are common, or the fact that he has no chemistry whatsoever with his love interest, but when the other son began to teach him how to swim, I honestly felt like I wouldn't shock me if he suddenly fell in love with the other son. I mean, he was having a BLAST with that guy compared to his girlfriend.
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Divided. I love this movie. Love it love it love it. Acting is wonderful, the movie's setup twist is amazing, I love it. However, I hated Rebecca De Mornay being the first kill (I really wanted her to be the murderer somehow) and the final twist is just STUPID. I think is talkable, I just don't know how much WTF can come from it. And yes, whores like Amanda Peet don't deserve second chances
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Radio (2003) - Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Ed Harris
inactiveuser501 replied to DoodyKnife's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
No offense to the voters of it, but it's outrageous that Angels in the Outfield is beating this for top three. When the gang has to choose a terrible sports movie, it should either be Hulk Hogan, Cross Dressing, or Full Retard. -
Radio (2003) - Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Ed Harris
inactiveuser501 replied to DoodyKnife's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Well, remember, if you question our good ole' hero, then you must be part of the evil establishment who want their greedy paws in dancing school acceptances, medical license granting, and the success of a small town football team. -
Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Just an FYI, Lori Petty is the same age as Sandy B, and they are both 20 years younger than Stallone, so something was clearly up with the Casting choices. Also, Naked Wrong Number Girl has her own Wikipedia Page. A Penthouse Pet of the Year who says Jesus is the greatest love of her life. Wow. -
Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I still stand by my theory that there has to be anti-aging tech that makes Bullock look 29 but be 45. I would also believe that Stallone's wife would have become bitter after her husband was imprisoned and just outright refuses to talk about him OR that Stallone's wife and Baby Bullock were seperated shortly after his imprisonment via kidnapping. Also, Sandra Bullock wound up being the only cast member to get a Razzie Nod for Worst Supporting Actress, which is a travesty. -
Radio (2003) - Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Ed Harris
inactiveuser501 replied to DoodyKnife's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
The pictures of the real life Radio make it abundantly clear that he doesn't walk around with his mouth open ("But How will they know he's disabled?" asked Hollywood) This movie feels like the sports version of Patch Adams, and my proof for this is in the trailer when Radio joyfully shouts "False" and the entire classroom just erupts in applause as if he has done something heroic. This movie will FORCE YOU to think Radio is perfect just for being misunderstood. -
Radio (2003) - Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Ed Harris
inactiveuser501 replied to DoodyKnife's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Cuba said at the that "once I got the character locked, physically and mentally, it was just going to work and having fun everyday." Now, call me old fashioned, but WHEN IS PLAYING A MENTALLY ILL PERSON SUPPOSED TO BE FUN? Look at this inspiration. Feel ashamed at yourselves. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zonx-_WSfYM The number of times Radio is referred to as a distraction is ridiculous -
Radio (2003) - Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Ed Harris
inactiveuser501 replied to DoodyKnife's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
There is seriously nothing subtle about this performance. It makes Justin Bartha in Gigli seem dignified. This film could really just be summed up as everything critics thought were bad in "The Blind Side" distilled into one movie. Vote for it NOW! http://fyi.earwolf.com/ -
Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
#MonkeyingAround, MVP vs Ed vs Dunston Checks In, it can happen! -
Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I love how Paul admitted that he got the European Version of this film. -
Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Gracias Shannon! -
HDTGM Voting Site is HERE - For Your Inconsideration
inactiveuser501 replied to Shannon's topic in How Did This Get Made?
In case anyone needs to know, winner of #thezeropercent was It's Pat, which should be good to go (Unless it's just TOO Bad to do, or the gang is somehow needs the approval of Tim Meadows or Kathy Griffin) -
Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Same, although my curiosity is giving me a strange desire to check out 'Juwanna Mann' Also, HOW IS RADIO NOT ON THAT LIST. Best worst sports movie of all time. Can we amend? EDIT: So Radio wasn't recommended in time, which is outrageous, so may I start the campaign to replace current last place/0 votes Fighting with totally deserves it Radio? I IMPLORE YOU! -
The Happening - (it's never happening, but talk about it if you want)
inactiveuser501 replied to temjeito's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Unacceptable. You are part of an elite group. You are...A MODERATOR.