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Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
It's San Angeles, there must be anti-aging tech! And the fact that it went from daughter to love interest is disturbing. EDIT: ALSO, if Sandra Bullock is 29, then Stallone is fucking someone who is undoubtedly YEARS YOUNGER than his daughter (Who I'm gonna say was 8 when he froze, coming out to 44), which somehow seems more creepy -
The Happening - (it's never happening, but talk about it if you want)
inactiveuser501 replied to temjeito's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
That actually is something I wanted to ask about, have we just stopped using FYI? Because the last poll has been up there for weeks with low numbers (It's Pat would've place 8th on the inaugural poll), so what's up? -
My Aunt said she really wanted to see it, so I'm praying to God that she just forgets about it and we go see Red 2 instead.
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There really has to be an alternate retelling of this movie where the two boys fall in love.
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Pretty much. And after looking over the Wikipedia Synopsis, it seems like Lauren Holly inexplicably believes that she is qualified to land this plane.
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Episode 65.5 — Minisode 65.5
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
This may be a very wrong thought, but did anyone else believe for the first half of the movie that Sandra Bullock's character was going to wind up being Stallone's daughter? Because I did, and let me tell you, it only made the Sex Scene that more disturbing. -
I wish I could add more, but the OP pretty much gave the selling points for amazing bad movies. Lauren Holly is a dum-dum, Ray Liotta is extremely insane, and this is basically a mash up of Air Force One and Reindeer Games. Do It.
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I think it's just an odd film. It doesn't seem like a real thing, and for children no less. It probably falls in the category of The Oogieloves as either you fall into the insanity or don't
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I would like to point out, as many people have before me, The AV Club Article that started this all, and how it is viewed as a Legit Wonderfully Horrible Movie. They've don Z-List Birdemic and Direct to DVD never theatrically seen Tiptoes, so there really should be no problems in doing this. When Birdemic was done, they said to "Forget all of the audio/visual quality problems" when they reviewed it. And for stuff like The Gingerdead Man with Busey, it seemed pretty obvious that it wasn't meant to be a real horror movie. When you ignore the audio/visual for this and view it as a children's film by a director who looks to have meant it as such, it STILL is very insane. I'm sorry, but A LOT of people want to see this done, damnit! No mean to offend, thestray, but this film is legitimately bonkers in a great way. I can't imagine how it could be seen as boring. And to quote myself. End Rant.
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So far, it's only making $9 million a day, so unless a whole lotta people see it Saturday, it's only going to get worse from there. I expect the treatment for this to be on par with John Carter. It will definitely be considered a huge bomb, but it will inexplicably make production costs back because of International Markets. However, we will soon learn that the Marketing budget was huge for this, and ultimately Disney will have to write this as a loss. International Markets may determine profitability, but Domestic markets tell us if there will be a sequel.
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Also, Michael Horse, who played Tonto in the Razzie-Award Winning 1981 Bomb 'The Legend of the Lone Ranger', also has significant indigenous roots. THAT is bad.
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Episode 65.5 — Minisode 65.5
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
And that loose cannon cop started his no-nonsense approach to law as Zombie Squad member Marion Cobretti in Cobra Seriously though, Cobra could serve as an origin story for either one. -
As someone who doesn't plan to see this unless my aunt is offering to pay for the movies this week, is Helena Bonham Carter in this? Because I swear I saw her in the trailer, and this wouldn't be a non-Pirates Depp production without it.
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Episode 65.5 — Minisode 65.5
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I read 'Brave New World' a few months ago, so it constantly was painful to hear these people say Lenina Huxley. -
Episode 65.5 — Minisode 65.5
inactiveuser501 replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Well now, what would you propose wearing to the restaurant of the future, Taco Bell? -
No, this NEEDS TO BE DONE SOON. NO EXCEPTIONS. ERIC ROBERTS. HOMOEROTIC UNDERCURRENT. BUSINESS SCHOOL And Merge please http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/12033-a-talking-cat/
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Any show where June explains why she thought the candles blew out is a great show. And the movement probably was more FB and Twitter, but the page on the forums certainly grew quickly
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Oh God, I could talk forever about the scenes with Penny and Blarp. And the fact that Will Robinson is able to convince a robot that he has a heart. And the robot tells him at one point, "Will Robinson, let me tell you a joke. Why did the Robot cross the road? Because it was carbon-bonded to the chicken!" SO BAD but I still guilty pleasure love this movie sorry.
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I actually watched this last night, intent on recommending it. And I think I may have loved it unironically. It was weird, there was definitely bad in it, but it didn't upset me as much as other movies. Just a fun summer action flick (released in April). Even though I loved it, it still is crazy enough to be a prime contender for the show.
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Hot to Trot (1988)
inactiveuser501 replied to John John The Bastard's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I've really got to get around to seeing this. Doesn't the talking horse help Bobcat become a better investor and pick good stocks, or am I just crazily making that up? -
The Happening - (it's never happening, but talk about it if you want)
inactiveuser501 replied to temjeito's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I'm still angered at the fact that no one seems to be with me in forcing them to review The Avengers (1998). -
The Happening - (it's never happening, but talk about it if you want)
inactiveuser501 replied to temjeito's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Thinking Wahlberg is Thinking. ' .... All is Forgiven, Group Hug -
I do love that The Asylum's take on United 93 and World Trade Center wound up being titled "The 9/11 Commission Report", as if to say that this was in theaters, I'd be telling my friends to see a film named after not even a book, but a congerssional report. Also coming soon from The Asylum, AE: Apocalypse Earth, the film that didn't realize Oblivion and After Earth were already terrible.
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Kevin Costner is literally the only thing I want to forget about from this movie. Has he even had anything good since JFK?
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That has to be the most lovingly shot "fan"-trailer for this trashy of a movie. And to reiterate, the scoring and soundtrack are insane.
