Smozi

How's it hangin, slaw dog?

This is a Twitter video but it's very funny (no visuals required) and think it could definitely go somewhere https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/1197465281527975939?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk A multi-textured musical exploration of themes of disliking people eating pokemon and how to protest that injustice. Hm, I thought that was supposed to embed the video, pasting it like this?

Finnish man describes his VCR collection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o

Fuck you, asshole!

Corndog horndog seeking snog in Prague, can pay with Pogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPM85MCgqXo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYikTGwC30 His father starts yelling at him at around 54 seconds.

I spent all day in the barbie queue but all I got was this lousy Ken doll

see man do man, see wo-man d'wo-man

quite frankly, my dear, i don't give a dog

I thought of a great catchphrase in the shower this morning but forgot it, so... eat beans, fruitcake!

i'm just so tired of all these caught phrases

I've heard of Batman vs Superman, but Aquaman vs Ghost Rider? Awwww yeah

as an ethical catchphrase enthusiast i practice catch-and-release phrasing